Best Worst Advice

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[Speedtest by Ookla @Speedtest]

Before you go to their place for date night, you have to know their Wi-Fi speeds. 🛜 Priorities, people! 😉

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Who else can relate?

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

The Mavericks can’t wait to trade Cooper Flagg to the Lakers. #nbadraft2025

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RT @Schindizzle: The greatest upset in sports history is Deion Sanders’ son being passed up for a white kid from Utah with greater mobility.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

With all due respect to Mariah, Beverly D’Angelo will always be the true Queen of Christmas.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

With all due respect to Clark Griswold, what the fuck kind of holiday bonus was he expecting that would cover putting in a swimming pool and flying in all of his relatives to dedicate it?

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Yeah, but could Mike Tyson beat Mr. Beast? Or maybe Blippi?

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Live look at Jake Paul

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Jake Paul: Imagine being such a shithead that everyone is rooting for the rapist cannibal to beat your ass.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Election night be like:

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Made a typo in Waze and wound up at the Blumpkin Patch.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

Before the internet, people argued about things because they couldn't look them up, so it's nice to have the internet now so no one argues anymore.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

This seven-layer dip is actually eight-layer dip because I'm also eating my feelings.

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The most painful form of ghosting is when the server at a Mexican restaurant never refills your chips.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

When you're starving and remember there's a frozen pizza in the freezer.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

It's dumb that there isn't a Netflix movie called "Insta Grams" where Adam Sandler and Martin Lawrence dress as old women to become social media influencers for some reason.

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Live look at Usher:

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Flossing before going to the dentist is like masturbating before hiring a hooker.

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Florida State should sue their defense.

[Greg Schindler @Schindizzle]

With all due respect to Clark Griswold, what the fuck kind of holiday bonus was he expecting that would cover putting in a swimming pool and flying in all of his relatives to dedicate it?