Jacob Besenhofer

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

@morganisawizard Stop thinking you’re 30. You’ll want to make the jump earlier than necessary. 30 is a milestone best celebrated when you get there. Not prematurely announced because your back hurts haha

[Kyle Willkom @KyleWillkom]

It's so crazy that we have to wonder whether Trump will go to jail first or become President of the United States first

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Next Door Pub & Pizzeria (Lake Geneva, WI)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

To be clear, all animal, plant, and microbial life on Earth, minus humans, constitutes “non-human biologics.”

[Alex Kaplan @alexkaplan0]

Today might have seen the biggest physics discovery of my lifetime. I don't think people fully grasp the implications of an ambient temperature / pressure superconductor. Here's how it could totally change our lives.

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

I can’t believe it but I actually survived tax season.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

a friendly tax season reminder to report all income from illegal activities and stolen property

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@pmarca Once you acknowledge that alcohol is poison, it’s fine to drink a little. The trade is a small amount of health for an even smaller amount of fun, but that’s not crazy to do once in a while with friends.

Alcohol is a legacy drug.

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

I accidentally got added to a random family’s Christmas group chat… this should be fun haha

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

I always find myself in the weirdest situations and I don’t know why.

[Rap Ron Howard @Logic301]

YS Collection Vol. 1 out now.

https://t.co/wc4RrjB2VJ

[Old Man Jenkins @GrantTheGreat2]

It annoys me when a group of people feel a certain way towards someone, but never tell that someone so they can recognize and change.

A clingy friend will never know they’re being clingy if you don’t tell them and just talk about it behind their back with other friends.

[Old Man Jenkins @GrantTheGreat2]

Double negatives annoy me.

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

If you don’t completely understand something you shouldn’t have an opinion on it.

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

Pressure makes diamonds

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Finally got 5G.

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

I’m definitely more of a dog person than a cat person but damn.... I kind of want a caracal....

[Jacob Besenhofer @BestoftheBess27]

I should probably make a LinkedIn.