Daily Mail Comments

Highlighting the bizarre and terrifying comments found in the Mail comment section. Parody.

[Davy Shanks @Davyshanks]

This piece to camera went so far off the rails so quickly.

Filming in Niddrie on bonfire night… cameo by Police Scotland’s finest.

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

Singing The Epstein Plane to Trump at his rally tonite! The raw footage. With the cops pulling me out! (Uncut)

[Nelly @ValleyGirl629]

Candies & Toys For Little Kids 😳😳

I bet Piers Morgan & Thomas Markle, Sr. thought they ate with this little number 🤢

[M is in the #KNACKERED stage of it all 🖤🎀 @Misboredof0x]

And if I say this section of Thomas Markle Sr’s interview with Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid on ITV’s Good Morning Britain, a public service broadcaster, a month before the alleged letter arrived, might’ve been the catalyst for it being written?

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

@angelalevin1 “Are you trying to blame this on me?”

That’s what you said to Louis Theroux after admitting a nurse at Stoke Mandeville Hospital told you Jimmy Savile was interfering with paralysed little girls in their beds.

You did nothing. You cited the libel laws, his powerful connections, and the millions he raised for hospitals.

Those connections included the Royal Family, the same royals you’ve spent years defending and writing about.

Jimmy Savile used that access and status to abuse hundreds of people (official reports later recorded 214 offences, dozens of rapes, victims as young as 8).

Now you go on TV to moralise about Meghan and her family.

The reality check is simple, you had information about one of Britain’s worst child sex offenders and stayed quiet.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan and his panel were schooled by a lawyer on how law enforcement agencies operate and called out for shifting the burden onto Meghan Markle.

[Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde]

I’ve written about the mega-weirdness of a Mail journalist making Meghan’s dad her “father figure”, and the mega-predictability of police incompetence where grim matters connected to the royal family are concerned

https://t.co/Q0XFMsePAH

[Nina @ShakeLS]

Piers Morgan's origin story, Haha 😂 😂 😂. OMG these videos are amazing hahaha 🤣 whole world is making fun of him calling him out lol

[Ton1lea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mcgranaghan90]

@piersmorgan Piers Morgan Writes a Song for Meghan Markle

[Mildly Chaotic @simplyshiku]

@piersmorgan You spent over half a decade yelling that Meghan was a monster for staying away from her father. Now that the horrific details have dropped, your panic strategy is literally “Why didn't she tell me I was wrong while I was busy screaming at her?"

[Becky @LfcBecky]

How long did he know 🤔

[Katy Forrester @kforresternews]

I mean. Out of everyone. Dan Wootton would know a PR disaster … 👀

[Duncan Craig OBE @MrMadrigalOBE]

What exactly did Megan do to Piers Morgan that makes him still so obsessed? it's really unsettling. How quickly he can jump attacking her instead of the actual abuser.

I always find the questioning of anyone but the perpetrator... questionable.

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

😳 WOW. SNL UK REALLY WENT THERE last night on the Royal Family and the Thomas Markle allegations.

They said something you’d never expect to hear on a mainstream comedy show:

“If the allegations about Meghan Markle’s father are true and he is a paedophile, there is a genuine chance Meghan could be considered Royal.”

Brutal! 😂

Fair play to them. I thought SNL UK would be the usual bland, cautious, box-ticking, unfunny stuff, but it’s actually pretty good.

Definitely didn’t expect to see that. 👏

[Nico Mac @Nicomac_666]

I think Meghan should seriously consider getting a restraining order against Piers. If this is what has fuelled his fixation on her all these years, then his obsession is far more disturbing than I ever imagined.

[Toolz O.D @ToolzO]

He had a thing for her, and @piersmorgan seems to be handling rejection so bad. Its way past an obsession now.

[Allison Morris @AllisonMorris1]

Men blaming women on problems caused by men sustains the patriarchy - and while there’s a lot of it going around this is a very obvious example

[Allie Renison @AllieRenison]

Piers Morgan is back on his on insane Meghan fixation

The tweets today alone - Jesus H Christ

Obsessive beyond belief

[Atia Ludivine @AtiaLudivine]

@Davidsonted5 @piersmorgan