The Locksmith

software engineer by day, subpar sports bettor by night

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The Quiet Edge LLMs can give Sports Bettors 🤖

Thread Unlocked 🪡🔓

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@BookitWithTrent $25k unit 🤯🤯

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Rest in peace my bracket it got hit by a bazooka

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

IT'S ALL OVER! THE CHAMPS GO DOWN 🤯

IOWA IS HEADED TO THE SWEET 16! 😱 #MarchMadness

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@steaakfriend Get in the chair man

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2025 Newsletter Goals 🎯
(bc goal that isn’t written down is just a wish)

Subscribers: 115 ➡️ 1,500
Weeks w/o a newsletter sent: 0
Free subscriber betting tools: 2-4
Giveaways: 5-10 ($500-$1000+)

Would love to have you along for the ride 🤝
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Quote of the Week:

“We were all slurping Baker’s nuts at the beginning of the year”

- @robpizzola

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SUNDAY RESET: LIVE NFL WEEK 17 REACTION & WEEK 18 LOOKAHEAD | PRESENTED BY @FDSportsbook https://t.co/5DWchbb2H9

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ICYMI: Issue #74 of my sports betting newsletter is out.

- 4 Bets This Week (@TUNDERGL with 1)
- Revisiting Top Content From 2025

Linked below👇

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ICYMI: Issue #74 of my sports betting newsletter is out.

- 4 Bets This Week (@TUNDERGL with 1)
- Revisiting Top Content From 2025

Linked below👇

[The Locksmith @BetLocksmith]

2024 tax tip for sports bettors:

Have profit you want to offset?

Place a mega parlay (+10000 or higher) and wager your profit for the year.

You'll either become rich asf, or not have to pay taxes on your betting gains (because you will have none 👍)

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Kalshi engineers grinding on Christmas Eve so that insider trading can reach new heights in 2026 😤

[Salman @salmanso_]

It’s 9:00 pm on Christmas Eve.

Not a single Kalshi engineer has left the office.

There’s levels to this.

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@ReichelRadio There is only one solution. 1v1 beer mile, winner advances

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@ArmchairQB_UM Oof someone didn’t read the article

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@StatsBrad Me watching that catch

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@Romancane Miami fan thinks Miami has the best helmets

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@nukebets05 My grandma could’ve had more rush yards in that game

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Wow it almost looks like Alabama didn’t deserve to be a 9 seed!

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@chinamaniac TA got poked so hard he wasn’t allowed to drive for over a month

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@mr_peanutbettor WHERE IS GRP

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Sharing my favorite CFP future for the 3 people who care:

Texas Tech to Make the Semifinals
[FanDuel, -115]

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@PMARSHONAU @MikeBerardino Name a first round pick that’s playing in a bowl game Phillip