Bethany Kate

I was born four decades late.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

I'm on a one-woman mission to give this show the recognition it deserves. If you have kids, nieces, nephews, baby cousins...please watch it with them! It's a culinary gift.

[Eater @Eater]

The stars of Netflix’s “Waffles + Mochi” make the new show a delightful watch https://t.co/0wYHrA0qYJ

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

When you hear Evil Woman by ELO do you immediately see Frau visiting Dr. Evil in prison in your mind's eye or are you normal?

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Honestly this isn't even because of #DahmerNetflix. I've been saying this since she played Varla on Monk.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Somebody wake me up once @NiecyNash has been given literally all of the awards. All of them. No one deserves them more than that goddess.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please make sure that stall has toilet paper before you sit down.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Big Pharma could probably sell more drugs if they came up with some catchy slogans. In the meantime I'll continue to jazz up my day by dropping "Ativan" into the Zatarains jingle.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

It's 2am and my Lyft driver is blasting Family Affair by @maryjblige. I don't know him but somehow he really gets me.

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

There should be about 1000 more episodes of Billy On The Street. There should be a new one every morning

[Andrew @boy__ocean]

They should use .vom for gross email addresses

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Watching @levarburton host @Jeopardy this week makes me feel like the world is healing.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

@PodcastMovement @StevenRayMorris @MurderinOregon 🙌🏻

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Just discovered a black & blue and I actually know exactly how I got it. Since I'm over 30 I'm sure this qualifies me for some award? Who do I call?

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Rewatching Modern Family and almost laughed myself off the sofa at @ericstonestreet. Shout out to my weighted blanket for holding me down.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Sometimes I just feel bad for tote bags because they can't stand up for themselves.

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

I'm sorry I'm not qualified to speak on hot girl shit. Might I interest you in some nice girl shit? Perhaps some quirky girl shit?

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Last night I dreamt that @TigNotaro thought I was funny. I don't care if it was just a dream, it's giving me the ego-boost I needed.

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

All the kids who threw house parties when their parents were out of town are triage nurses now. They have that unique real-life experience that lets them walk towards chaos and think..."I got this."

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

I'm only 33 years old and my work history is not that epic why can't I get my resume to fit on one page

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

Update: I was right. Oh heyyy @TrudyGiuliani xo

[Bethany Kate @BetTheKnee]

I misread a tweet earlier and thought it said Trudy Giuliani and I think I stumbled upon a great drag name?