Beta Berkey

The softer side of Berkey
(PARODY ACCOUNT)

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@phil_hellmuth @berkey11 @LIVEattheBike Gives Phil plenty of time to study his opening range charts with an 8BB starting stack.

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@FanBoy08603244 @thekarenkessler @poodawgmelissa @LandonTice @RealKidPoker @AllenKessler @ONLYFRIENDS I somehow inherited a son named, Landon.
Just showed up at the house one day and didn't ever think to leave.
17 is a great age to learn the ways of the world.
Sounds like you've raised an eggceptional son.

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@FanBoy08603244 @thekarenkessler @poodawgmelissa @LandonTice @RealKidPoker @AllenKessler @ONLYFRIENDS Guess I'm going wig shopping.
Thankfully, with so many dogs around the house, there's no shortage of leashes and collars.

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@FanBoy08603244 @thekarenkessler @poodawgmelissa @LandonTice @RealKidPoker @AllenKessler We joke around the house that he must be ovulating.

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@FanBoy08603244 @thekarenkessler @poodawgmelissa @LandonTice @RealKidPoker @AllenKessler This is getting good...

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@NickVertucciNV @GmanPoker @Angry_Polak CRITIQUE:
Volume is abysmally LOW.
Age Gated (a recurring theme).
Opening with copyrighted GnR music
(instant legal issue???)
Blue Acoustic Foam looks BAD!!!
Gman is far from interesting off the felt.
As the Beatles once said...
Money can't buy you clicks

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@nickhowardpoker @LandonTice TWEET STRAT 101.
Paragraph 1. Pedo reference an 8-year-old triplet.
Paragraph 2. Hit on married/Christian mom of 4.
Paragraph 3. Get 8-year-old to sign a contract.
Paragraph 4. Emancipate the minor for gain.

SPECIAL DEAL: 50% of coaching.
Promo Code: BUT HE LOOKED 11

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@pauls551 https://t.co/wKsUFcQ3Nq

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@bp22

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@ProbablyTroyW @bp22 Kosher

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@JenShahade @msalsberg @PokerStarsLIVE @joinpokerpower Use it to buy some Louboutin's.
Then, the next time you see him.
You can point to the shoes and say.
THANKS, A BUNCH, Fellah!

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@rampagepoker

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@berkey11 @BuffaloHanks @powontheriver

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@BarstoolMintzy @WSOP @CrackingAAces #MintzyKessler

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@poodawgmelissa Honeymoon Suite in the background.

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@berkey11 HIGH STAKES FEUD!
Roast Beef Sandwich vs Boiled Chicken/RIce.

Winner takes ALL!!

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@LandonTice Welcome home!

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@HCLPokerShow @RyanGarcia @GmanPoker PLEASE!
Tell us again how good Gman is while playing against laughable competition. The kid didn't even know how to hold his cards. They should have thumb wrestled for double or nothing to at least make it interesting/fair.

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@ToddBrunson @RomaCoffeeLV1 I think this unique creation needs a naming contest. #JewHippieToast

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@helloitslynne I tried this for 13 weeks.
Ended up losing all of my hair and a ended up with a deep-seated desire to do my make-up in a fashionable way.
Would recommend!