Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson

UF Beta. Fan of the gators, Y bombs, and Michelobs

[Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson @Betabradjohnson]

Why do I pay for ChatGPT+

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@KnicksMuseMuse Tweeting this while at the library. Not locked in

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Just bought a python on eBay

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

The inside of a snake's mouth

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Forehead dox. Comment some ideas on what I should give up for lent (Yes, I did go to the masters)

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Camping out to see Jay Williams lecture about how Duke is the best team despite playing nobody good in the past 2 months

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@Mmancusi824 I appreciate your response Michael. I was not able to post yesterday due a crippling hangover. Have a great weekend!

Best,
Beta Brad

[Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson @Betabradjohnson]

Ex told me to never talk or even think about her again and my buddy woke up in a random car with no phone and was covered in piss and puke. Just another Wednesday with the guys

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Need to go to the gym and study, but all I can’t stop day trading the Mary Kate meme coin

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Bank shot

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#expandthegame

[Talia Baia @taliaontv]

Basketball szn with @ESPNGainesville 🏀✨✨

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That’s my Jackie

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Happy the energy is about to shift day to all those who celebrate

With that being said, The energy is about to shift in my life. Beta Brad is about to be the most locked in he’s ever been. (Yes I just talked in third person. Deal with it)

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

The energy is about to shift

[Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson @Betabradjohnson]

Things that are in:

-Going to the gym
-trying in class
-Cooking healthy meals
-Having a casual beer or two with roommates
-local dive bars
-Girls with good bodies (Don’t confuse good with skinny)
-Movie nights
-Lying to a random at a bar
-Talking about your feelings(Not Gay)

[Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson @Betabradjohnson]

Waking up to a missed a call and text from the ex at 3am has me questioning my whole sleep schedule

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@Tyre_94 Average @KnicksMuseMuse night

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@BillsChatPod Lamar Jackson

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@Scotty_G6 There is not a chance he controls the ball before his foot hitting out of bounds

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Who remembers when they tried to tell us Bo Nix had a weak arm?

[Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson @Betabradjohnson]

While Sean Payton, Riley moss, and Nik Bonnito were busy throwing the season away, PS2 quietly balled out. DPOY

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

I’m leaving here with something
Patrick Surtain II Vs Ja’Marr Chase
43/56 snaps
3 receptions
27 yards
0 touchdowns
PS2 is your DPOY🏆

[Brad “Beta Brad” Johnson @Betabradjohnson]

Riley moss let us all down today. The lies I’ve told about him all season long got exposed today