Chiclephobia

Paranoid Android

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@transpontiff Had one under a high cabinet that ended up melting the wood underneath. I immediately stopped using them 6 months ago. As a 37 year old woman, bath and body works had me in a chokehold, I can't imagine the shit I've breathed in between those things and the candles.

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@Favwontmiss I tried to teach my autistic boyfriend this method, and he told me that I was underestimating how much shit he'd be willing to clean up. Absolute wild man. 😂😭😭😭

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@ArlineL0 It's too close to an RTS stop, animals are gonna ruin it like the Walmart there. They lock up the men's socks and underwear in that store these days. 🤣😭

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@FangirlKatandin @KassSmiley You wanted her to be gay so bad. Literally just spouting random shit on the internet without having any real information. 😂

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@Favwontmiss Adding this to my list of things that I thought were completely normal until someone suggested it was neurodivergent. 😂😭

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@ThymeToBeBorn This is so real. It's hard and lonely as hell when they're small. My kids are 11 and 15 now and we have so much fun together when their hormones aren't making them fucking grumpy. 😂😭

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@Shannanagins6 This is like CRAZY crazy for a mother to feel like this. But, if a mother feels like this...the kid is probably better off without her.

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@ohnoitsriya @Shannanagins6 Right? How has she NEVER gotten it right in all these years? You would think that, mathematically, she'd have to have at least ONE decent wig in all that time, by accident if nothing else. But no. Distractingly bad hair is a main personality trait for her. 😭

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@lilgummygoat It's fun. And terrible. I love it.

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@lynssss3125 Idk. I just, like....get bored a lot. Keeps things a lil spicy. 😂

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@omgsidewalks Mine called me a disgrace to the family because I was a depressed teenager that hid in my room. I was still there for her 20 years later, when she died at 91. I miss that miserable woman. 😂🩷

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@peaceful_bully Nah, I hate that shit. The cashier doesn't care what I'm doing with my life, and I have no interest in sharing. Ring the shit up, and I'll be out of the way. No phoniness required.

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@BowTiedYukon So. Many. Buttcheeks.

My daughter is 11. I'm dreading high school. I won't make her dress like the Amish, but there will be NO BUTTCHEEKS ON DISPLAY, EVER. Hard line. 😭

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@kingsolo4reall @TMZ The video is still up because no one knows the passwords to his accounts, and youtube is useless. The family is desperate to get it taken down, but apparently there isn't a single human at youtube that reviews videos that are reported.

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@be_homestead No

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@BGH1968 @minordissent Thanks for this recommendation, I'm gonna check that book out.

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@MrsMagdaBeard See, this is the real reason why pockets are good. Standing around, anxiously fidgeting, a cool breeze...all these scenarios are made better by having pockets to stuff our silly hands into. My dress pockets don't carry things, they hide my hands.

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@lynnhowlett ZERO mention of it on the news. And it would've been quite the story if it occurred in the same spot as the highly publicized fight in Fairport a few weeks ago. Like, it sucks if a kid was actually hurt. That's terrible. But I really don't think it happened like she's saying.

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@milkychaai Excuuuuse me?! Mr. Milky sounds like a lovely, nerdy little cuddly boy when we hear him. I was not expecting him to be a hottie. You guys are a stupidly attractive couple! 😍

[Chiclephobia @BetchPondue]

@KachySZN Yeah, we talked about it a lot. Weeks ago, when it aired. 😂