Betchy Blonde

My life is a wild ride and you're all free to join the chaos with me.

[Betchy Blonde @BetchyBlonde]

Okay do recruiters even bother to do any research before reaching out to people on linkedin? Why would you reach out to me for a job that pays 50k less then I’m making now?

[Betchy Blonde @BetchyBlonde]

@gmail HELP! Someone hacked my gmail and I can't recover it. I already tried all of the tips listed. Nothing is working!

[Betchy Blonde @BetchyBlonde]

I’ve gotten so boring. Growing up is the worst.

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Straight up losing my mind working from home

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Is it too picky to swipe left on a guy that’s vegetarian?

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@cameronFTL I’m gonna vomit everywhere

[Betchy Blonde @BetchyBlonde]

My coworker walks around our office barefoot 🤮

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Thankful for another day

[Betchy Blonde @BetchyBlonde]

Breathe in breathe out -it’ll all be worth it

[Betchy Blonde @BetchyBlonde]

I do not understand why the girl that is supposed to be training me at work is such a bitch to me. I’m nothing but nice to her and rearranged my schedule multiple times to accommodate her.

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@nickjlucifer New job can’t have my anger tweets associated to me hahaha

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People are so fucking dense

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People need to pay attention. I told you they were out of the office until 9/10 obviously you never received a call yet...

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Note to self: I’m too fucking old to go to the bar on a week night. #stillhungover

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I think fucking me is a good luck charm. Every dude I fuck ends up in serious relationships after fucking with me.

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the original doctor that conducted the study saying vaccines cause autism lost his license to practice. all of his research was found to be unsupported. this is where the anti-vax movement came from. a completely unreliable source is what started the movement.

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So fucking annoying

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Some dude is trying to hang out with me and asks when I’m free this weekend so I told him Saturday afternoon. This motherfucker comes back with what about Friday night or Sunday...... did I say I was free those days? No because I’m busy #bye

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“Don’t touch my soul with dirty hands”

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I shit you not 😂😂 married at first sight just reached out to me because they’re doing a casting call in Philly