BetchyWeddingPlanner

Everything you pay your Wedding Planner not to say

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Your wedding planner is not your therapist or your friend. They are the one you pay to tell you what looks fucking terrible & what doesn't

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To whoever gets married on a Sunday.... I hate you #itsmydayoff #IJustWantToSundaze

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Here's where you can see outdoor movies in the D.C. area this year. https://t.co/3rDdULtHbt

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It's ok to stress during the wedding planning, just as long as you don't stress on the wedding day #WordsToLiveBy

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Cash bar, you say? I'm confused... #WhyNoOpenBar

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Mason jars should never be used as wedding decor unless they are holding moonshine for your Wedding Planner. #SayNoToMasonJarDecor

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Gay weddings are always the best #fabulousAF

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The happiest couples I work with are always on their 2nd or 3rd marriage. #3rdTimesACharm

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Shot of vodka for the bride, shot of vodka for the wedding planner #ColdFeetRemedy

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Happy Wedday! There are no Saturday's in wedding world. #weddingplannerproblems

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I constantly see brides in their wedding dresses and am like...who tf told you that dress looked good, somebody be lyin to u bish

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Clients constantly asking me if I am like J-Lo from #TheWeddingPlanner.... Uh duh, but I'm white so my ass isn't that huge. #ABishCanWish

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"Burlap will totally look SO chic for your wedding..."- said no wedding planner ever #StepUpYoDecorGame #BishNo

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When you ask a couple how they met and they respond with "Tinder". Lol,no. Me: Don't worry I'll plan your next one too#BetchyWeddingPlanner