Beth ✌🏻

I’m older than I look 🍄🎃

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Not Newcastle getting a blank street as I’m literally moving to another island. Belfast next pls 💕

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

What I need from 2026 is the metro to work correctly, a paperback version of katabasis and for Blank Street coffee to open in Newcastle ✌🏻

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

For someone who says ‘it is what it is’ multiple times a day I very much exist in the ‘it isn’t what it is (it’s 100x worse)’ type of vibe

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

My watch thinks I took a 3 hour nap today but I was actually at the dentist. What can I say apparently root canals are relaxing 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Me @ myself every time
I pass a mirror

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Actually howling at @My_Metro charging me £2 to not use the metro- cos obviously they broke down (again) so I ended up having to drive..mebs I should submit a refund for the £14 parking it cost me 🙃. Might have to become a bus wanker

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

What I need from 2026 is the metro to work correctly, a paperback version of katabasis and for Blank Street coffee to open in Newcastle ✌🏻

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Once again.. it’s Tuesday and the metros are suspended. What a scream 🤪😵

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

The last 3 Tuesdays in a row, the metros have either been completely suspended or severely delayed. And this past week has been completely ridiculous for metro use. Do @My_Metro actually think the eye gouging price is justifiable based on the service they provide? Naw ‘tisn’t

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

The last 3 Tuesdays in a row, the metros have either been completely suspended or severely delayed. And this past week has been completely ridiculous for metro use. Do @My_Metro actually think the eye gouging price is justifiable based on the service they provide? Naw ‘tisn’t

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Great north run? More like great north toilet queue

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Sorry but why the FUCK are we normalising paying £95 for a pair of running shorts? For that price they better fly me first class to the finish line 🙃

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

It’s September 1st you say?

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

“Your dreams always have deeper meaning” okay well, last night I dreamt a naked fat guy in a luchador mask broke into my house and stole my cat… what does that mean?

I don’t even have a cat.

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

The amount of people in running gear at south gosforth metro station this morning is wild. I’m saying this like I almost not in running gear at south gossy as well 😵

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

You know what's "not appropriate" Keir?!

Arming a fucking genocide...

Fuck The Sun and solidarity with Palestine Action. 🇵🇸

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

I will be RSVP’ing ‘No’ to the front lines… just so you’re all aware.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

whenever i’m having a bad day i just look at this image

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Any ways… this is gonna be class ✌🏻🇮🇪

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Naw cos why’ve I gotta deal with it AGAIN. FS 😵

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Live footage of me in the kitchen during derby day. Crying 🥲 thought these days were over

[Beth ✌🏻 @BethBee13_]

Finishing work at 1am - neg vibes… but still being awake to get a resale email from Ticketmaster to see Fontaines DC and Kneecap - big posi vibes. £133 down and so gassed 😀