beth🦋

[swinky @swinkying]

i don’t have that dog in me i have whatever This is

[jack rem @jackremmington]

There’s only one woman for all these jobs:

[Maira @maira4yo]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

she’s not letting that man come up for air i can’t stop laughing

[Honey Makwakwa @HoneyTellAStory]

This would work on me like mad

[E. T. @EstherTunrola]

My phone that's been on silent for 5 years. #Emergencyalert

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

this iconic episode…

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

I’m SICK of saying it, but I’ll say it again. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number to do that. Asylum seekers aren’t staying in 5* hotels. Asylum seekers get £49.18p a week to live on. Could YOU live on that? NOPE. So stop pretending they’re living it large.

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🫡

[erin @ErinMPeyton]

I SAID PUT THE TINY CHEF SHOW BACK TF ON!

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

I should be legally required to wear one of these after 6 beers

[Chris @citehchris]

sorry can’t stay out late tonight got a long day of replying “would” to everyone’s father day pictures tomorrow

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

What’s it called when you are convinced everyone is mad at you all the time forever and also you’re overweight

[cole @juul_survivor]

I haaaate the way I talk at work. Why did I just say "Let me have a look-see and I'll get back to you!" Like I would never say that

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

what it feels like to safely get off a ryanair flight

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Take me back to simpler times please

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hope no man out here saying i was crazy over him cause i’m just crazy in general. never over no man