Beth Gustafson

The most liberal Amish you will ever meet. Professional waffle pourer. Certified blanket fort architect.

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@Dadsaysjokes Sounds like a tall tale…

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Mom: I’m hooked
Tay & I(simultaneously): On phonics? On a feeling?
#GustafsonVacation2019 #wererelated #Florida

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Been rocking this messy hair, glasses, no make up, sweatpants look so on my wedding day, in comparison, I’ll look amazing! #strategy

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

You know you're an adult when you walk through the mall food court. "Panda gives me gas. Taco Bell gives me shits. Subway gives me heartburn. McDonalds it is..."

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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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Keith: Eric gave me a Japanese Charizard when we were young."
Me: "Uhhh...Is that some kind of sexual thing?"
#Pokemon #conversations

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

"Ewoks were the original ISIS..."
-Keith #thingsmyboyfriendsays #ewoks #starwars

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

"he is eating a frosty! I recognize that spoon!"-me
"How often do you eat Wendy's that you know their spoons?!" -tay
#gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

'Oh guys... I think Prince died!' -Tay
'Yeah, like in April...' -the rest of us
#gustafsonvacation2016 #taketwo

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

I like chairs that hug me. It's like I'm wearing a warm blanket. -Tay
#gustafsonvacation2016 #parttwo

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Minnesota roads are curvier than Kim Kardashian! #gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Jon: maybe it isn't the fish but the worms have figured out how to get off the hooks themselves. #gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Dad: I feel like a corndog.
Me: you've got a stick up your butt?
Matt: or you feel breaded?
#gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Every year thousands of fish go hungry. For one worm a day you can save a fish life. I'm Sarah McLaughlin. #gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Me: fish may move from year to year.
Dad: to get into different school districts...
#gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Dad: did we find out about the septic field?
Jon: it's kinda crappy. #gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Gustafson vacation is under way and the laughs are happening! #gustafsonvacation2016

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Do you think Dean's only hires lactose intolerant people to protect their product on the long drives? #roadtripthoughts #deansdairy

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

Do you like bad boys? Cuz I'm pretty bad at things! #pickuplines #ThingsMyBoyfriendSays #BadBoys

[Beth Gustafson @BethGustafson2]

#CityProblem #265 Not recognizing the difference between thunder and gun shots.