Boof

*leslie knope being Tim gun* Designers, make it work.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

midnights eve…don’t forget to leave out white wine with ice and chai cookies for taylor swift

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

ok but WHY did Donkey Kong hate barrels

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

People love to hate on Mondays but Tuesdays? Also bad. Wednesday is no prize either

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to pour time and energy into developing a complex organizational system, just to immediately abandon it because it requires too much effort to maintain

[The Wilds @thewildsonprime]

It’s Dorothy’s mfkn birthday.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Little insulted no one told me about the Shrek rave in New York. Please, someone let me know next time 😔

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Alicia @aliciadolata]

Death, taxes, me ignoring a call and texting them “was that on purpose”

[sad oat @sad_oat]

if i have to submit a full resumé and then hand-type every. single. part of it into a job application one more time i am going to set myself on fire

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

If your response to a 10 year old rape victim having to travel to another state to terminate the pregnancy is to try to criminally prosecute the doctor who provided life-saving care to them, you’re not “pro-life.” You’re insane.

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

if this isn’t my final resting place I didn’t live hard enough

[Boof @BethMKirwan]

@amandachin32 It’s okay my mom has an entire foldout table full of Pepsi while I, her favorite child, am an employee of Coca-Cola. Blasphemous.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

having a baby is crazy because how bored you gotta be to create another human being and raise it for 18 years

[An Post Malone @CianClarke1]

There are no vegan men, just..

[Boof @BethMKirwan]

Someone pay attention to me and then not hate me when I immediately get repulsed and flee. Thx

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Anyone else wanna be flung via catapult?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

let’s go girls