The B

Sassy tweets. Enjoy my blunt and sarcastic honesty.

[The B @BethMouw]

I don’t give a fuck about #BabyYoda #UnpopularOpinion

[kasey @SMASEY]

Just a reminder that your girlfriend doesn’t want a heart-shaped .25 carat diamond necklace from kay for Christmas this year. Just don’t even bother dude

[The B @BethMouw]

Remember.

[The B @BethMouw]

#GinaMood

[The B @BethMouw]

Shut up about #StarWars ... SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
It’s main stream. We al know about it.
Shush.

[The B @BethMouw]

Shut the fuck up about #TheMandalorian ....
Shut it.
Shut.
It.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Thanks for posting- I really needed this.
#FantasticFeelGoodTweet

[The B @BethMouw]

My overreaction to engagement announcements. For anyone.

[The B @BethMouw]

I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!!!!!!!!! #hotrod

[The B @BethMouw]

I don’t care who you are if you ignorantly order a drink and then are pissy about it you are a garbage human. #GARBAGE

[The B @BethMouw]

Hello -6 wind chill, your ass is grass and I’m gonna... scoop it?
Whatever! Fuck Ya Winter!!

[The B @BethMouw]

It’s officially my favorite season when I walk my dogs and my phone dies from the chilliness.

[The B @BethMouw]

If you think I won’t use every single power tool I have access too even if it’s an unnecessary 1/2 inch cut then YOU
ARE
MISTAKEN!!
!!!!!

[The B @BethMouw]

Dear 7 inch Circle Saw, never leave me. Let’s saw the world in half. Let’s die trying.
Love, Beth
#handywoman

[bug @thought_bug_]

“losing/taking virginity”

- turns sex into an object
- places pressure on the decision
- you don’t actually lose or take anything ?

“sexual debut”

- exciting
- all focus is on u
- suggests a musical number is involved

[The B @BethMouw]

This coffee stain looks like a penis and when I pointed it out my mom also thought that was funny. 😆😆

[The B @BethMouw]

It’s 11 PM AND IM SO TIRED!! Fuck you Benjamin Franklin.

[The B @BethMouw]

WOMENS CLOTHES AND MAKE UP IS NOT FOR YOU!!! It’s for US!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[The B @BethMouw]

Knowledge & intelligence doesn’t give you a shield from errors. So don’t be an ignorant fuck.

[The B @BethMouw]

If you think you’re woke... you’re probably not. #notwoke