Beth❤️‍🔥

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i will be Fixed if i make enough Lists

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

I would’ve made for such a good fucking cat I’m devastated

[Your Hair Shorter Than Mines @_StillTheShawn]

Why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler

[julee @juleecel]

the stare i give people when they give me verbal instructions instead of visual

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Someone should write a book about this

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

[Modelland Survivor @MonopolyPhonic]

The most popular Tesco UK meal deal snack item of 2024 was a plain hard boiled egg. We are truly a joyless nation.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Okay im starting to worry this website is becoming radicalised against Wallace

[YSL STANDARDS @YSLstandards]

Gisèle Pelicot graces the cover of vogue germany, on the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women

[Matt Leys @mattleys]

Rejected Pulp lyrics

[Marilyn @MarilynMill_]

Hi guys, in 2024, suggesting that people should accept BAME* communities because without them there wouldn’t be doctors, cleaners, Asian restaurants etc Is not the take you think it is. People should accept them because they are HUMAN BEINGS. That is it.

[Monisha Rajesh 🍉 @monisha_rajesh]

This is one of the most disrespectful, downright disgusting displays of mockery of a sitting MP. A bunch of white people sneering and talking over a Muslim politician discussing the seriousness of racism - fuelled by their peers

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

My heart breaks for Carol, Hannah and Louise.

A woman is killed by a man every 3 days in the UK. They’re not a statistic, but people whose lives and dreams were cruelly stolen from them.

Male violence and misogyny are endemic. We demand a world where women are safe and free.

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

having something bad happen and then immediately convincing yourself that it’s actually really funny feels sooo good. like what now

[Noa Hoffman @hoffman_noa]

This is so extremely cool and I will die on this hill

[lady . @LadyLondon]

Ozempic

[mint @xsxssour]

why are men so self conscious about their height like there are many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence

[Carla Denyer @carla_denyer]

As polls close up and down the country, I want to thank every person who has voted Green

Whether this is your first time voting Green or not, no matter how you voted in 2019, I am thankful to everyone who has put their trust in us and voted for real hope and real change💚

#GeneralElection2024