I’m just a millennial standing in front of a business wishing you could pop it all in an email rather than ring me six times a day for the rest of my life
Adam cooking some shit pasta and Polly saying it’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever done for her is the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life #MAFSUK
My toxic trait is becoming obsessed with a show, telling everyone it’s the best thing ever made and then season 3 comes out and I’m like nah can’t be bothered
I grew up knowing my grandfather won a gold medal shooting at the Olympics. My whole life I’ve used this as a conversation starter, as a cool fact about me, to impress people.
Four years ago I decided to find out more information about him.
Lads, he didn’t even compete.