Bethany Lamoureux

all I have left is my good looks and my wit

[Bethany Lamoureux @BethanyLamour]

@mattxiv Thank you Ben for using your privilege to speak out. We all know if he was not white he would have been beaten into silence.

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@KatieCortese Katie she is so so cute!! 🥰

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@KatieCortese At my last job we had an insurance we called « the Cadillac plan » (it covered EVERYTHING) and at one point when I was teaching younger and younger kids about the « Cadi plan », I wondered if maybe that was an outdated reference, and should I call it the Tesla plan instead?

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@1Paul_A @guelphgirlchris @PatinkinMandy “Hello. My name is the United States of America. You killed my country. Prepare to die!”

Do I go to X jail for this comment?

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@dorjepadma @gtconway3d This is based on the assumption that he can read…just sayin.

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@KatieCortese Did you have another baby?

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@KatieCortese Never ever ever 🙄

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@MadScientistFF Howard’s mother on Big Bang Theory

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@RepSwalwell Angels in the Outfield

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@KatieCortese Omg the faucets tripped me out! I couldn’t figure out how to video myself washing my hands but I sure thought about it!

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@KatieCortese I have some questions about this particular door…..like how do you open it from the inside? And can you also swing open half of it like a Dutch door? Maybe I need to go Appreciate Doors on Facebook!

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@MysterySolvent The Twisted Flamingo

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@JoEllenNotte Happy birthday! 🎁🎂🎉

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@StephenKing That could mean a few different things coming from a writer of horror stories!

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@MysterySolvent Seems like…water bottles in the wild?

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@Stop_Trump20 Leave the kitchen.

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@agreenphotog The whole “Plymouth rock” thing is also completely a myth. It’s a monument to something someone completely made up hundreds of years ago 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@nathaliejacoby1 Rich conservative privileged white men

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@DogLovers03 Charlie. Kind of looks like Charlie Chaplain!

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@JoanofDarkKnits The Ramona series!