Ethane Ricks

d Mitchell enthusiast- he/him/his

[Ethane Ricks @BetheMoose02]

Fellas, if your girl is 10 microns in diameter and spreads by small particle aerosol, don't play yourself. That bitch is a respiratory pathogen!!! Stay woke

[PK⨂ @CaptKrakoa]

Everyone talking about some “MCU Rewatch” before doomsday.

I ain’t doing allat. If I remember I remember

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

Being against self checkouts bc they lead to stores slashing their employees hours or cutting them completely is an argument I fully understand but 'scanning your own items is unpaid labor' is waaay funnier

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Cleveland franchise announces team name as Sirens ahead of first season in 2028.

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

“Only creeps would remove the light” owning these glasses PERIOD makes you a creep

[Stephanie ॐ @StephBKNY]

In Mamdani’s NYC, we’re all family, don’t believe the lies

[rap game cavs kyrie @djdjavr]

White people find out their son died and start crying

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

I’m pushing 30. Was at the beach and some 18 year old lied and said he was 21.

I told him I’m his mother. He wouldn’t go away. I told him I’m basically 30. He said age didn’t matter. He came up to me 3-4 times. And as courageous as he was, to me he was a child.

A young boy just starting out. One that was offering himself up to be taken advantage of.

Makes me think of all the 60+ year old men “dating” 20 year olds.

Makes me think of that 65 year old who was talking to 21 year old me.
How do these men do that? How do they look at a literal child and go “wow she’s mature” when i was looking at this 18 year old and thinking of how much younger he is than my younger brother.

“She’s a fully grown adult.” And you’re excusing yourself to feel less guilty.

[Ethane Ricks @BetheMoose02]

@HoodiGarland @Its_Uranium @WrldCade Down, wanna see y’all’s reaction when we go beat down on this pistons team

[Ethane Ricks @BetheMoose02]

this playoff series has been nothing but stress but JA is what gets it done at the end of the day. Nothing you can do about it #LetEmKnow

[RealCavsFans.com @realcavsfans]

If the Lawson-on-Allen foul didn't rise to the occasion of a flagrant, there's no way you can say the Mitchell-on-CMB foul rises to the level of a flagrant.

[Ethane Ricks @BetheMoose02]

It’s crazy to say this during a game 7 playoff match but Strus and Tyson are DOGS #LetEmKnow

[MaverickSZN 🇦🇺 @Maverick_SZN]

Philadelphia if it takes out the Knicks and Celtics in the same run

[eric is dead @leonVSevildead]

Life is better when you have a friend that is always down to see a movie

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Doc Rivers is departing as head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN. After a 32-50 season, the Bucks will embark on their third coaching search in the last three years.

[Ethane Ricks @BetheMoose02]

The inside joke has hit the jackbox

[Matt Sakcilovic BBN @MattSakR2NG]

Me when the 11 seed I picked as an upset plays like an 11 seed

[Hawkeye Insano @HawkeyeInsano]

What the unemployed doesn’t know is that I’m watching march madness AND getting paid

[John Newton @playthatjohn]

First thing I thought of.

[Cali ✞ Lord of Powerade, Norwood Supreme @CaliPnL]

Girl next to me in middle school had one of these and I asked to borrow a pen one time and when she handed me the pen she went “ewww your hands are wet” and the whole class heard but they were not wet. My hands were not wet.