Elizabeth

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[Elizabeth @Bethhbee_]

Mensaje a los jóvenes, 12 de Agosto 2018

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

i’ll always be obsessed with how bad this diva ate him up here😭

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

So many jobs lost because a fat old pedophile with a little bit of power can’t take a joke.

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Listen I already like him, you don’t have to keep selling me

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

In the US you get arrested if you post on social media about undrinkable water.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

I’m confused as to why they’re making a documentary about allegations that were proven false meanwhile I haven’t heard a peep about the epstein files in a while

[S @even_steven8tht]

This is so insane. A evil genocidal country went and illegally kidnapped peaceful protesters on international waters and now they are parading them around like cattle and NOT A SINGLE major news network is covering it.

[🔴 KNEON 🔴 @Kneon]

And she was right.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂

“Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.”

Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism.

Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice.

Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.”

These people would fine the ocean for waves.

ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report.
Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊‍♂️💦😂

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This woman raised two of the worst fucking boys on this earth. Fuck her.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I wish men had an ounce of this energy against rapists, p*dophiles, and wife beaters as a norm.

[cj- @cjnieI]

Nobody moves fiercer than her

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

No, we dont. That’s an appropriate and immediate response. He asked for it.

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

It’s legally impossible to defend yourself against a cop, on or off duty. You will be killed or charged and imprisoned if you survive, the cop will face no consequences and they can effectively kill whoever they want.

[Jack @jackunheard]

Arrest this guy for holding them like that.

I’m so serious.

[Katie💞 @Uniquekatie02]

I slept peacefully after checking my account balance last night because I still had $420.
Woke up this morning feeling financially responsible… stretched like a billionaire… opened my banking app again and saw:
“DEBIT ALERT: Annual subscription renewal.”
$399.99.
Gone.
While I was asleep.
I just stood in my apartment kitchen holding a Pop-Tart and staring at the wall like a divorced mum in a Netflix documentary.

[Ranak @NRanak65543]

well I'll be damned that's pretty clever