Beth Mae

[Beth Mae @Bethmae_]

@GuyAitchison @jamielawndams He did I was there at Glastonbury festival 2016

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@aarynwhitley Aaaaaaaaa

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http://t.co/IBUPCxMOx8 Hell yes, I'll be at the stores at 4 am. I'm not going to buy anything, I just like punching people.

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http://t.co/IR6yToJ9US I never drop names but I frequently drop babies.

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http://t.co/HPOMsyi1nS Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots.

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http://t.co/wadIqnj8Wg Looked up from a text message and thought, "Oh shit. I'm driving."

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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/wEOKlTDILA

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http://t.co/E6rCQNNoJd No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/oJWw9XdA1M In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/XpSOmCGfvm

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http://t.co/r5VlwxM6 I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I'm four or poor.

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Alcohol is like photoshop for reality. http://t.co/wCZTbgza

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Hey, thanks for making sure "Nazi" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them. http://t.co/fAxgOptC

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http://t.co/HDJdTfli Left the waitress a tip of $4.04. Now I'm concerned she won't be able to find it.

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Raspberry Ketone Diet http://t.co/vAZYJ7sE

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Raspberry Ketones and Fat Loss http://t.co/60NOlLez

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At what age do you tell a highway it's adopted??? http://t.co/mffTWelm

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http://t.co/AB0tiFpb In a perfect world a "Party Pooper" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt.

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Raspberry Ketones Weight Loss Benefits http://t.co/BZdpBmef

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Single moms and teenagers are making real money from home. I show you how http://t.co/zyLanBlk