BethsButt

Cause I prefer to talk out of this end

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Feeling cute, might join a cult later

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I still look for the little bird icon on my phone.

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the woman next to us wants to do melatonin with us.

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I’m not understanding. Where do swipe right?

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Unfortunately, I don’t have daddy issues.

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@SpiritLives13

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The app said I should be interacting more. But I come here to not interact.

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Like a good diamond my weed tastes better when it’s bloody

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Siri doesn’t recognize me when my teeth are out

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It’s too cold to get out of bed and wash off the lube

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@JAGERSLAYER I paid extra for my toilet to do that

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Why is Twitter asking me to pay an annual fee to see a blank page?

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Everyone sounds really tired

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@NoContextHumans Religion

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Unfortunately I was raised catholic so I have to come here to confess

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Sniffed my dogs butt to see what all the huff was about

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@XXoffender I hope not

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My social calendar is filled with doctor appointments

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Costco cashier said I spend so much money I was flagged to be offered their more expensive membership

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@gbpbob13 Are you sure you’re from up north cause you sure look like the guy who asked me how to cook potatoes at Costco yesterday?

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All men I see walking down the road get rated for fuckability