Beth

FB = place for cute pictures of my kids; Twitter = place for making fun of things Also, I like to add hashtags to everything I say #theymakeeverythingfunnier

[Bluedot @bluedot_ai]

New in Bluedot: from your Apple Watch to Claude.

Record any conversation from your wrist. Then ask Claude to act on it.

[Beth @BethyTheHammer]

@Pukosworld She’s 10?!

[Creator @imfhope]

Gen X's childhood, for your listening pleasure...

[Beth @BethyTheHammer]

@Killerqueensc Love this for you!

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

The @NFL really trying to make up for the coaching disparity with that #PepsiHalftime show.

[Covers @Covers]

McPherson stay on the field for the halftime show.

He is everyman.

[Beth @BethyTheHammer]

@Killerqueensc Oh. My. God.

[Beth @BethyTheHammer]

@JAguilarMKE thank you for tossing these to our kids last night - you made their whole night!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏STOP👏PUTTING👏15👏HONEYDEW👏 CHUNKS👏 IN 👏 MY 👏 DAMN 👏 FRUIT 👏CUP 👏AIN'T 👏NO 👏ONE👏 LIKES 👏THAT👏 SHIT!👏

[Ollie @whalefern]

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

[Beth @BethyTheHammer]

@Killerqueensc Same!

[Minh Ngo @minhtngo]

Imagine criminalizing food and water but not assault weapons.

[Stephaniee,  @goodn3ss]

Me trying to stick to my diet #TheBachelor

[Chip Chantry @ChipChantry]

BREAKING: California couple’s gender reveal party ends in tragic explosion of a monarchy in Europe

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

That moment when you incorrectly answer the question "Should we still go to Cancun?"

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

When Ted Cruz goes low, the next day he goes lower.
Good lord this guy.

[Kyle Harris @heykyleharris]

If someone shrunk their kids today they'd be cancelled, straight up

[Beth @BethyTheHammer]

@carriecam Yes. What in the world happened?