Kar-tel

A Physics Teacher. Rugby Coach.

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Most girls who are single and over 27 cheated on someone who genuinely loved them.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

What's that video man. Ati kuna doctors huRefer patients to India for treatment for 20% commission of the total cost of treatment for a problem that can be treated locally? Like mnachangisha pesa and all that for your kin to be treated in India juu iko daktari anataka kuunda pesa

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Situation ya Mama ya Johana Ng'eno inakasirisha sana juu Ngeno alijuana na huyo wife wake for less than ten years but as it stands she's the one in charge of his wealth. Mali Ngeno alianza kutafuta when the lady was in class 4. Soon mama ya our late kingpin atakuwa anaomba well wishers usaidizi. Marriage sometimes ni upuzi sana man.

[Kar-tel @Bethyle_Korir]

@KeKirwa The traditional primary school headteacher

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

They did not stop the abductions. They intensified them!

[Njoki Ndung'u @Iamnjoki]

Shame on anyone who eats our money & tells us to give willingly & cheerfully! I am sure even God has no information on this giving cheerfully & willingly as you steal ! Let us rest & raise our kids too ! mmekula hadi mkakua great grand fathers ! Shame

[™ @UTDFrost2]

Feel for Sesko won us like 15 points under Carrick alone last season and he’s getting dropped for a deadbeat alcoholic cause he’s a “favourite”

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Someone said it’s impossible to hire a Kenyan hitman cos 50% of them are cops, the other 50% are criminals that will hire the gun from a cop - so 100% of the time cops know you put out a hit on someone. The victim just has to be a person of public interest for you to be caught

[I am Chege @_James041]

Day 34 of #RemindThem

She's called Salome Kamaanda. She was shot by William Ruto's killer militia for only asking to be heard.

#RutoMustGo

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Hey @NCIC_Kenya, since you’re busy chasing bloggers and translating Dholuo clips into English, here’s Hon. Ngeria in Kapsaret speaking straight Swahili; no translator required. Or do your selectively deaf ears only activate when opposition/bloggers speak?

[Sifunated @wa_njeeri]

William Ruto is a symbol of our collective embarrassment and shame 😂😂😂😂 - Omwami Sifuna

[The 6TH! Edwin Sifuna @Delbert_ross_]

Our collective embarrassment kesho atakua anatutusi!

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Kobbie Mainoo disrespect ENDS today.

[… @Praise_Ffs]

Who do you people think Ronaldo is?

[🪴 @TheTunmike]

This Mainoo performance is another reason why Amorim is a big fool

[Premier League @premierleague]

Carlos Baleba is introduced to Old Trafford 🙌

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

Kobbie Mainoo ran midfield. What a talent. #MUFC

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Kobbie Mainoo is the TRUTH.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ni nini Gachagua ajasema? He once revealed about Milele PCEA church hotel. They’re now seeking 700M

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

I need somebody to love me like the way Alex Ferguson loves old trafford.