Beto O'Rourke

PARODY ACCOUNT
Citizen of El Paso, Texas
Democratic candidate for POTUS
Loving father, husband and brother
Beto para América, Beto para todos
(Jackson M, 5th)

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@InnocentDonal_d Vale boomer

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@post_wash_ I am a cultured and educated HUMAN. I understand the common man and woman's pain, as I have lived in their shoes. This experience is something that sets me on a different path than these candidates, as well as the President.

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@wallstr33tjour We must increase our social security benefits in order to help people survive as a retiree. We would fund these new benefits by implementing a capital gains tax of 75 percent after 800,000 dollars.

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@HuffPost17 Within my first 100 days in office, I will assemble the greatest scientific minds, and come up with a cost efficient plan to combat climate change. with the support of the UN, I believe we can come together and help save the world.

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@InnocentDonal_d

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@FoxNews99253168 Last I checked it is impossible to hack paper, but what would I know, I was only a hacktivist for 8 years...

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I will also cultivate a constitutional amendment which will ABOLISH the electoral college, ensuring the vote of every american is counted the same, Regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation, or social class.

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I plan to create a paper ballot initiative which would require our voters to fill out a paper ballot, as a back up to the voting machines, in the event of a hack, as happened in the 2016 election.

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@NewYorkThyme @lizzieawarren @2020_andrewyang I plan to commission the opening of 40 state of the art immigration centers, in order to speedup the immigration process, and end the backlog of over 1 MILLION people who want to join our American family.

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Furthermore, I plan to introduce a visa category, which would welcome refugees through community sponsorship of visas. Our communities would be stronger than ever before, with preliminary numbers showing that this category would create 3 million jobs over 10 years.

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On my first day in office as president, I promise to use executive authority to undo the savagery taking place at the border. I plan to end the policy of child separation at the border, and speed up the path to naturalization for all who wish to join our great American family.

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My fellow Americans, for the past 2 years our country has been pillaged by a corrupt, immoral presidency. I will not stand for the atrocities that have taken place and neither should you.