Betsy Gray

If I do run, it will be with scissors.

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@YourAnonOne I feel like the company that created this is called Skynet.

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@kellyoxford He really is this generation's Marie Antoinette, albeit tangerine. The French Fry revolution will be something to behold.

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@ancientorigins Did you dig this up from underneath the pyramids?

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@THR Wow, Shaboozey and Jennifer Lopez look terrible in that photo with Clive and Joni Mitchell.

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@people Isn't this how the Omen started?

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@PopeAwesomeXIII You should set this to "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

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To whoever created today's Strands puzzle: who hurt you?
Strands #276
“I now pronounce you ...”
🔵💡🔵💡
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@hankgreen Niche. Is it pronounced "nitch" or "neesh"? The world will never agree.

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@Real_Trump_HQ @SenWarren When we stopped having to pay you and your parasitic family, the deficit was reduced immediately. Coincidence?

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@RadioFreeTom ...and his hair was perfect

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@DevinCow @RadioFreeTom Yes. From the Book of Yeastica, 1:3: Thine shall feast upon the pastries of Nonnas, heartened from the sweetness of blessed honey.

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Love it

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@TheNewEuropean @jamesrbuk I'd rather support his doppleganger

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@michaelianblack Labradoodles do not deserve this disrespect

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@mashable This article is from 2022. WHERE ARE THE CARS? Oh wait, time travel.

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@Fake_Dispatch Today? You might want to have some extra Gatorade today, my friend. And maybe some crackers. (Seriously, good for you. It's so important!)

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@samir He lost his glasses

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@BetteMidler You know it was Putin on a secure line saying "Dasvidanya, sweetheart"

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@ThatEricAlper Better Off Dead

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@MJMcKean This movie has both Georgia Engel AND Audra Linley? It had to have been a classic, if only for the caftans.