Betsy Joy Pizzi

Wife, Mommy, Hairstylist. I find constant inspiration in the Blessed Mother and our Catholic faith. Pax Christi

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Some nights I pre-pack my kids lunch and cut his sandwich into a fun shape.

Some mornings I think, "Oh shit..." and run into the gas station to grab a Lunchable.

[Betsy Joy Pizzi @BetsyJoy07]

@KiddNation Tell the bartender’s name and shout, no I won’t do laundry with you!

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@KiddNation @bigalmack I’d buy a cameo #happybirthdaytome

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Ever been asked to leave Sams Club? I have… @FranklinPizza

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@linorulli Eff that. Thanks for being real. Last thing we all need is another holier than thou pretentious fop.

[Catholic Girl Probs 👯🙏🏻 @Catholicgrlprob]

This is madness. We never asked for this.

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@Catholicgrlprob Like not even once. Ugh. Hate them.

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@FranklinPizza imma try to be more twitterific. Loves you

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@bigalmack I’d buy a cameo! Love me some Big Al!

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Just a #girldad at his little lady’s soccer game. @FranklinPizza @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente #barstoolneedsmoredads #sportsandlifestyleblogger #augustadad #soccerdad

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@barstoolsports That is some glorious hair. As a stylist, that is my professional opinion

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@gavinthomas2015 Kelsey Grammar

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They have to be stopped.

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

BREAKING:

Planned Parenthood staffers admit under oath to committing partial-birth abortions against federal law to obtain intact organs.

This involves pulling a baby out feet first—except the head—then sticking scissors in—suctioning her brain out & crushing her skull.

RT!

[Betsy Joy Pizzi @BetsyJoy07]

@barstoolsports He’s probably frustrated bc those things are always empty

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

On the plus side, school picture packages for our kids will be super cheap this year.

Do you want me to take your picture at the kitchen table or on the couch? Your choice.

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@FranklinPizza @BarstoolBigCat @DeionSanders @PardonMyTake Nobody has to answer this...

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Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains. Goodnight… https://t.co/EjhntTWC5v

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@Catholicgrlprob I thought my kids were the only ones. #raisingthemright #tacosforlife #catholicmom

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So I’m pretty sure that’s poop on the wall... #yup #momlife #boymom #motherofdragons #cleanallthethings #wipeallthebutts #boysaregross #catholicmom #pizzipies #theadventurecontinues @FranklinPizza

[We Should Talk More @WeShudTalkMore]

It's been a great hump day so far! We've done it! Now onward and upward! #ThankYou #jointhealliance #OneHundred #LetsWatchMoreFootball