pascal

joling ✨✨✨

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

[pascal @Betsypascal]

No Sanks can cook yeah 🤞🏿🍜😍

[princess ✨ @byekhanyi]

(Which also doesn’t make sense because no one is bigger than the program)

[princess ✨ @byekhanyi]

Hating your father but not believing in multiple baby daddies will never make sense to me. Unless you think you’re bigger than the program.

[pulga @f1eafag]

this ancient sadness in me is getting harder to ignore

[𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖙 @HashtagKatlego]

great weekend mme ne go batla ene tota

[soapy @soapghoul]

your baptist pastor on easter sunday asking why you arent tithing 40% of your checks

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

threesome sundays lol

[claire ׅ ✧ @meuvw_]

Can someone invent something that protects your clit when shaving

[pascal @Betsypascal]

Miracle money coming my way 😞😞🙂‍↕️🤗🤗🤗🤗 oh Allah, you are so gracious ❤️❤️

[pascal @Betsypascal]

I need about 20 club outings… coming back phakela then I am done

[Kanyo M @Kanyo_M]

Waitse im washed 🤣
Ha ke akanya gore, there is a baddie somewhere spraying setting spray coz the indriver guy is 4 minutes away....

That time she is going to pre-drink. The night is starting for her. 🤣🤣🤣

That used to be my life. 😭🤣

[Melitele🧚🏾‍♀️ @__siziphiwe]

Officially a Mom of one.🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️🥂

[yammi @sighyam]

It’s so embarrassing having to comment “recipe” on someone’s instagram post but I do that shit anyway…. I follow one lady who even told people to comment “hungry” I hate her so fucking much. 😭

[max! ˖ִ ִ࣪𖤐 (-11/25lbs) @maxcals666]

i was 165 two months ago i’m so stoked 😭😭

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @my_sweet_space]

i want to be skinny while eating like a whale tbh

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

I want to experience Switzerland, Zanzibar & Thailand so badddd🥹.

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

God allowed her to break up with that white man all so she can find me

[KiKi x @KitsoThato_]

Having a high credit score is so useless in this economy. lol. What am I doing with 800 credit score? Not like I can buy a house…😂

[Mrs. Guerrera @Sibarita5_0]

Ni el David de Miguel Ángel supera esto. Enhorabuena a sus padres.