Kaitlyn

Great consumer of life. Mechanical Engineer. Lover of all things naturey.

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

I just accidentally bought $1100 worth of ham at a meat auction 💀💀

[Will Corley @PedroCorley]

Friends don’t let friends plant Bradford Pear trees

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

“He’s got two phones, he don’t pay taxes”

[Lefty's Place @LeftysPlaceWV]

Always do!

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

@artichokepeeza Wait why

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

As Friday’s full moon approaches I’m preparing for some weirdness.... today my boss showed up wearing a plague doctor’s mask and showing off his new shotgun. Right on track, Bob.

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

@lauren_neely I could tell you what it’s not

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

.@AndiB_15 sitting at a fire: “smells like something’s burning”

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

@VanillabrIce_wv Key words “up to”. You’ll never get it.

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

@VanillabrIce_wv All the time

[Criminal @CriminalShow]

We’ve got a new episode for you this morning. Episode 122: Professor Quaalude. https://t.co/NHrT9kQMhx

[@DoubleD_momx3 @DoubleD_momx3]

My sex tape!

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

@VanillabrIce_wv It’ll be back up

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

@juL3b Omg totes

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

This dude just straight up skateboarded out the door, down the handicap ramp of the dispensary with a slice of pizza in his hand and his reusable hemp bag in his other hand. If that ain’t proof that pot works idk what is

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

The dmv should have a café inside

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

Social media is great for reminding you of things. Like hey you got fat, that sweatshirts missing, your dogs dead, and your friends suck.

[Kaitlyn @BettaThanButter]

Me getting out of the raft;
Brain cell 1: almost busted my ass Brain cell 2: almost ate shit. Mouth: I almost just ate ass.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if there was nothing to hide?