Championcheddar

Grabbing lemons. Trying to make lemonade.

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Asking former players about this is pointless. Everyone knows the club is guilty. Former players and staff won’t badmouth them anyway, cause then they’ll have to answer even more questions.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Former Manchester City midfielder Rodri says he trusts the club when they say they have done nothing wrong, despite City being found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations.

📝 @dermotmcorrigan

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[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Wtf Stanportfc? 🤣🤣🤣

[★★ @twentyeightfcs]

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[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

That was Timber’s twin brother Quentin taking Havertz out? Fuck’s sake.

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

😑

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

A concern for Germany and Arsenal — Kai Havertz was withdrawn in the first half of his country's Nations League clash against the Netherlands after appearing to suffer an injury.

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Hiring a washed coach who should retire didn’t solve Real Madrid’s problems? Shocking, I say, absolutely shocking!

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

“A disaster.”

“Nothing has changed.”

Real Madrid slipped six points behind La Liga leaders Barcelona with defeat at Atletico Madrid on Sunday.

Jose Mourinho responded with an A4 printout. Real Madrid TV took complaints about referees further.

But around the club and players, fingers are pointing at a different cause: last season's problems have come back to the fore, already.

@MarioCortega, @GuillermoRai_, @dermotmcorrigan

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[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@Boodlepim @GoonerFanzine @chloekelly Great photo btw! Big fan of your work!

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@Boodlepim @GoonerFanzine @chloekelly I always assumed she was mimicking Marvel’s Black Panther. Is that incorrect?

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

T-virus on the move wtf 😂

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@hannahafcc Do they own an orchard? What Londoner has 20 apples and 20 pears just sitting around their house?

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@hannahafcc A BUSHEL of apples cause he owns an orchard, and loves the pies so much he says you should open a bakery. “Funny you should say that,” you reply…

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@hannahafcc This is hilarious, and more material for the rom-com. You move to the French countryside, meet a handsome stranger shopping for butter, and bake him blondies as a thank you. He gives you berries. You bake him tarts. He gives you apples. You bake him mini pies. He gives you…

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@hannahafcc Twitter appears to have a partnership with the NFL this season. They very obnoxiously pinned the NFL topic timeline in my app without asking, I had to remove it myself. I assume they’re flooding everyone’s timelines with NFL content as well. Super lame stuff.

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@WSLAnalytics Very happy for her, I like her a lot and was sorry it didn’t work at Arsenal. Raises some questions about Slegers though, considering Arsenal’s continued difficulty scoring goals this season…

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Victoria Pelova basically gets shunned by Renee Slegers. Goes to Spurs. Immediately does this. 😑

[WSL Analytics @WSLAnalytics]

Victoria Pelova was both creator and finisher in Tottenham’s 7–0 victory over Crystal Palace.
She created Holdt’s opener, scored twice herself and recorded a match-high 16 touches in the opposition box.
Two goals. One assist. Four chances created. Complete attacking control.
#VictoriaPelova #SpursWomen #BarclaysWSL #WSLAnalytics

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

What the actual fuck.

[mathvaib. @mathvaib]

Victoria Pelova has more G/A than Arsenal so far this season 🙂

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Spurs scored SEVEN against a team that held us to a nil-nil draw?? Jfc.

[Sky Sports WSL @SkySportsWSL]

Spurs scored seven in the second half 🤯

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

@hannahafcc Glad your bake turned out well. That would def have been too much bad news for one weekend. We can only handle so much!

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Arsenal women fourth in the table behind London City Lionesses. Fuck’s sake.

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Tough day to be an Arsenal supporter with the men and women dropping points. Not sure wtf happened with the men, but Slegers got her tactics wrong against United. Should’ve pressed them harder and please, please stop taking Lisa Baum off early. Surely she can handle a full 90.

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Was wondering about this. Meanwhile, Arteta is being Arteta and saying he’s fine and may play Saturday 😂.

[Chris Wheatley @ChrisWheatley]

England boss Thomas Tuchel on players that were close to selection:

"Ben [White] pulled out with an injury, he had a fantastic start with Arsenal to the season and was back to his very best on the side, especially with Bukayo Saka - which could be very valuable to us to have two players on the side but he was unfortunately not available for for the World Cup and now."