Formerly known as 'The Better Bill de Blasio'
Now currently tackling clownery that plagues City Hall.
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@NYCMayor As I was saying -
New Yorkers need to eat healthier. Apparently nobody is listening to my plant-based agenda, and I'm finally throwing the towel.
Do people even take me seriously?
@NYCMayor There are 8 million New Yorkers, assuming half of them are women, we are left with 4 million individuals.
Divide that with $2,000,000, you are left with $0.50 per woman. A mayor that celebrates this and can't do math shouldn't be the mayor.
@NYCMayor A mayor of Yes?
Apparently New York voted for you for the purpose to be the opposite of DeBlasio. What did we get? A Mayor of 'NO' to competence. Use your power to clean up this city once and for all.
@NYCMayor A mayor of Yes?
Apparently New York voted for you for the purpose to be the opposite of DeBlasio. What did we get? A Mayor of 'NO' to competence. Use your power to clean up this city once and for all.
@NYCMayor Currently listing activites and accomplishments that have zero substance.
Adding on to the fact that it usually is the press that asks for comments, not myself dispensing unasked statements.
@NYCMayor Remember when the city chopped down hundreds of trees, and destroyed hundreds of acres of space meant for the community?
But yea, still waiting for the first ounce of a concrete wall to be laid.
@NYCMayor We are about to announce mandatory bullter proof vests, body armour, and concealed carry permits to all eligible citizens.
Covid may be the topic for today, but the gun violence is on a whole new level. See you in the Hamptons this upcoming weekend!
@NYCMayor Riddle me this Real Eric Adams. Health decisions are human rights -
Yet, COVID-19 vaccines are still mandatory in order to be employed in NYC.
@NYCMayor Riddle me this Real Eric Adams. Health decisions are human rights -
Yet, COVID-19 vaccines are still mandatory in order to be employed in NYC.
@NYCMayorsOffice@NYCMayor Do people even notice me? I mean heck, there must be 20 people on that train car max.
Or is it because of a sample of those 20 only 6 support me. Due to my 29% approval rating.
@NYCMayorsOffice@NYCMayor Do people even notice me? I mean heck, there must be 20 people on that train car max.
Or is it because of a sample of those 20 only 6 support me. Due to my 29% approval rating.
@NYCMayor@visitthecapitol That's correct my friend.
A subway:
Type of mass transit that is safe, reliable and practical to use.
Bet it didn't cost you $2.75 either.
@NYCMayor@visitthecapitol That's correct my friend.
A subway:
Type of mass transit that is safe, reliable and practical to use.
Bet it didn't cost you $2.75 either.
@NYCMayor Nice private luxury Jet Eric!
Getting stuff done for New Yorkers by taking a day trip to DC. Meeting with leaders that are single handedly empowered criminals with lax courts and lax jail time.
Time to see the Park Slopers Nadler and Chuck!
@BilldeBlasio What gun safety? When 90% of shots going off in NYC are ghost guns.
Also since half of the the perps have lengthy criminal records, and are let loose due to bail reform.