Trailer Swift 🍑

Ass so phat they call me Trailer.
Foodie, anti-pants, slaying sluts since 1989. Taylor Swift's evil twin

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Being drunk and having to drive in 2 hours is top 10 most American combos I can Think of

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Going to Nashville for the weekend. My liver better be ready for this

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Used math I learned in college for my job for the first time ever today. Never thought I’d see this day

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Playing along to wheel of fortune in the ER waiting room with everyone else waiting. This is the kind of community America has been missing.

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@Mishi_2210 1050

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@Jaxweah @grok Grok is good

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@cheesetrader1 @DivesOfWI If you are ever there I recommend stopping in, although it has limited hours now as the owner is getting up there!

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@cheesetrader1 @DivesOfWI Believe the building is now Koehring’s Grand Central House. Great food and drink

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Learned NC has alcohol police. Illegal to drink and bartend? Is this even America? I’m disgusted.

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IF Micah Parsons goes to the Packers, I will buy someone who rt's this his jersey

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Bunch of high school looking kids at the gym doing supersets of 1 rep squats and burnout curls, society is fucked

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@TS_TheAnthology Please please please I just want to take my girlfriend 🙏

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@erastourticks @LucasOilStadium @taylorswift13 If this doesn’t happen great sadness will be upon me for a lifetime

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@sourtourtickets Would love to take my girlfriend she is the biggest Taylor fan I know and I can’t afford to take her!

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@erastourticketz Braced myself for goodbye
Cuz that’s all I’ve ever known
Then you took me by surprise
You said I’ll never leave you alone

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@erastourticketz So I’ll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep

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@SteveeKingdom 2662

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@SteveeKingdom Yessirrr

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Something about Friday afternoon that makes me want to drink more than should be humanly possible

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@Leonarda_Jonie Me, in India right now, basically being thought of as a god because I can lift heavy weights