WhatTrumpCouldveSaid

Putting words in “The Don’s” mouth, in order for him to sound more sane, let alone presidential.

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@traviswilson59 @jemelehill Your mother's cunt smells like Febreeze and skunks.

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@realDonaldTrump Sometimes I get a cramp in my rib-fat when I swivel to wipe my asshole.

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@ChuckRossDC @realDonaldTrump Look, at some point, I'm just going to have to go fuck myself.

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@rumchampion While that is messed up, I'd guess that most people wouldn't last a week on the air before our tongues fumbled and combined words that could potentially get us fired.

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@lobotomy Yes I do actually, it's always fun knocking a libelist down a few notches on the journalism ladder.

Although I use that term loosely, since you think planets define who you are as a person.

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@byvirtueastro @lobotomy Oh, you're an astrology hack too!!!!

#HAHAHAHAHA

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@byvirtueastro @lobotomy Of course you look like Layne Staley on estrogen.

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@lobotomy Ohhhhh, you're an "astrologist."

Because the month your parents fucked definitely matters in how you turn out in life.

So that explains a lot. You must have been born in the Chinese Zodiac's Year of the Shitbird.

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@lobotomy This is literally libel.

With quality journalism like yours, no wonder HBO dropped your show.

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@davidyamane @TheAtlantic Right? God forbid someone use middle ground reason to evaluate different topics from different sides while shutting down the fringe left and fringe right equally.

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@realDonaldTrump @kbsalsaud The same country directly responsible for 9/11 before we invaded the wrong countries?

Nice work, Champ.

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@jaketapper Why, so they can make up bullshit like the "yellow cake uranium" hoax before the 2003 Iraq War?

"Here's a grainy overhead photo of a few tractor trailers..... EVIDENCE!!!!"

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@realDonaldTrump I'm going start my own religion, "Trumpianity," and correct all that bullshit Jesus Christ got TOTALLY WRONG!!

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@realDonaldTrump Christianity Today "far left?"

You're kidding right?

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@RealCandaceO Everyone pays taxes when they BUY SHIT.

Stop asking dumb questions.

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@Takk Really dude? Do you wanna get traded? Because that's how you get traded.

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@realDonaldTrump Christ.

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@RealCandaceO This is one of those groups Candace likes to talk about, which clearly has a financial interest in keeping America divided.

#BLEXIT has a donation and a merch page.

#HypocrisyAtItsFinest

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@scrowder Is this what you say on dates?