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[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Gitcho ass out my car right tf now with allat hollin tf???

[s @sfergs_]

This is the craziest shit i’ve ever seen

[missenell @missenell]

Poor Raisin

[senia che @drawntosenia]

Shane and I always talk about this. Next time you go to an art museum, count how many statues/figures are missing noses!

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

We are fucked

[SIC SEMPER MARK ASS BUSTERS @TheGhostOfJohnM]

The apartment complex for being too cheap to pay for a 2nd dumpster

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Airlines now are like no no. The $800 charge is for the concept of you being on this flight generally. If you want a SEAT on the flight you have to pay an additional $300.

[Dels. @Dels__xo]

'Oh yeah' had me 🤣

[💋 @lilkarabearr]

someone said you just know their sex is wack & i agree 😭

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[Bleu J @BleuSoul22]

Yall really be gambling with your lives for a viral moment, you see the way he came through that door… hell the fact you locked yourself in the bathroom to begin with shows you knows what timing he on

Call the police and leave!

[kim 🌼 @hawkzeye_]

hoy vi The Drama y no me lo pude tomar en serio porque el secreto de zendaya no es TAN malo como los que confesaron los otros 3…

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Had her worried SICK

[nyanchalant @serischoice]

who the hell was watching this and thinking omg i need that top

[Michael @yosoymichael]

I love this setup because all the girl has to do is say he’s right even if he actually isn’t, and then they can both use the $50 for lunch.

[Buckweet 🦅 @UncleBuckbroken]

Running away from something chasing you with no sense of urgency is one of the most annoying horror tropes lmao

[Phayolozitsile👑 @Nolu_Nkhosi]

Yes.
You're husband material. They see the father of their kids and head of the home in you. You're not like these loose males, you're... I don't know, you're just ✨️different✨️. They see a future with you and not just a male to pass time with. Take it as a compliment.🥹😍

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[... @BetterWhenSober]

I was gonna ask if yall were stupid but I already know the answer to that question

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

idk why usher trying to kiss on his fans and stuff knowing he got herpes he should be in jail

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.