Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody)

we are:
Meghan - 43% nigerian
Harry - 100% Meghan's husband

Our 80% white kids are black.
You are racist, you are racist, everyone is RACIIIIIST!!!

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@Dani_h_01

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

if I cant' be queen because william is taken and Kate didn't believe the cheating rumour, then guess I'm gunnin' to be Prez! I gotta be a leader, may as well make history; so if Beyoncé won't take it, I'll be the 1st black female POTUS! #PresidentialGoals #NextInLine #YesWeCan 🤩

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@SussexHenryVIII yes! Specially in America, where it really matters what people think about the Royals!

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

But they didn't had the time to teach my wife! My poor poor wife couldn't do what this little girl did!

[🌻Sarahsecret @sarahdiaryz]

Very brilliant Curtsy - Queen Camilla

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@GuthrieDavis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for calling a woman younger than my wife a paedophile, because at 18 she had legal sex with a 16yo...

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@BaronessBruck "Shhhhh...don't tell the King, but Harry & I want to be part of the coronation... We must have footage for our new reality show & Our American celebrity status is at stake, we’ll do anything for the footage! #FailedUprising #SaveOurStatus #AmericanFame #LetUsIn #CrownUsPlease🤞

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

In this palace of strife, no wonder I bicker,For my older brother rules heir with a bigger room and better sausage for his supper!#royalrivalry #kinglybrothers #princelife #Harry #Spare

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@itsallinaname1 https://t.co/5lJ4RzdWcP

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

Our mission in life is to free the world from free-speech - and we're doin' a bang up job! Yay us!" #proudselfpromotion
https://t.co/121mb94y66

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

Our mission in life is to free the world from free-speech - and we're doin' a bang up job! Yay us!" #proudselfpromotion
https://t.co/121mb94y66

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@KiwiAusUsa1 @TezzaBradshaw My clothes are not a size too small! The problem is my size is not being done properly!

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@MirrorRoyal The shocking news today; King Charles laughs off the demand to summon a #royalrevenant! 'Bring back Prince Harry' they say? On such a busy day too! #NotGoingBack #HarryStaysInCA #PrinceNoMore 🤣🤣

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@Madonna I mean, who wouldn't want to look like Madonna at 64? Even if it means your expressionless face is a result of too much botox - almost like a wax figure! #MeghanFiguredItOut #MeghanMarkleWantsToLookLikeMadonna #UnexpressYourself!

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

I also had the privilege of giving a interview to this guy!

[Brittany Gadoury @brittanygadoury]

For your viewing pleasure 😂😂😂

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@TheWantonWench Having to give evidence in a defamation case would be royally annoying! Oh wait, that's my reality...Being a Royal is so much harder than it looks. Witness stand? I mean really #NoDefamationForMeghan #UnroyalTasks #PrincessProblems #HalfCrownInMyPocket #royalprobs #MarklesMisery

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

Me, Prince Harry complaining about my stepmother? Yeah right. More like me dreaming of a castle that's *actually* mine and not hers! #ModernDayPrinceProbs

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

All I want is an apology from my brother: William! You broke my necklace. How am I supposed to look princely now? Time for you to break open the royal piggy bank and pay up! #royaltiff

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

@BaronessBruck My dear royal subjects, I've made a mistake: I lost my royal virginity before meeting Meghan! Now that's what I call "abdicating my crown" #Oops #NotGood

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

Hi, I'm Meghan Markle, former 'Suits' star and now expert in royal protocol! If you see me out and about don't forget: always curtsy first, bow later 🤗#QueenMeghan

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

Someone call Guinness World Records!" #LieQueen

[Meghan Markle & husband, Montecito Royals (parody) @Better_Royals]

I may lie, lie, lie - but I still looks fabulous doing it! *wink* #fabulousnotfibbing