Keith VanArsdal

I need a better hobby than twitter

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

So @VancityReynolds the girls at my work just told me it's only men who find you attractive. The men here do say they find you attractive. Even I can only dream of the pillow talk. Any thoughts?

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

March 6, 2021 https://t.co/8e7PJUTRQ7 via @YouTube can you guys give this kid a like? He’s doing it for the homies, n he wants to flex on his siblings

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Wisest tweet in recent memory. 🦇

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

Just posted a video https://t.co/ztxOT8b6EX

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If the environment were a bank it would have been saved already.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

This was moments before he blocked her on Twitter.
#FabFierceResister #YouGoGirl👍

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

This is the internet, at its finest.

[Spence 12Medbe @12Medbe]

And Now --- In light of tonight's ALL NEW #WhoseLine --- Here is Songs of @aishatyler! #WatchWLIIATonight

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

Not complicated..

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

You once asked Twitter, @JeffBezos, where you should donate your fortune. @Inc Magazine agrees with me: Saving the rainforest that bears your company’s name makes perfect sense! https://t.co/1ceNnvu6x5

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

It's sad that I don't get that a President who is a compulsive liar is good for America ?

Sad that I don't get that it's smart to hasten the destruction of our planet ?

Sad that I don't get that an emotional retard is setting a good example to young people ?

What's up, Doc ?

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

Gonna see you play the Giants. Can’t wait to tell all my people to get off my dick. #minnesotaVikingsallday

[Dawn Mitchell @DawnAtFOX9]

I’m thinking this may be how @_Bigmikee1 is feeling today being taken off the PUP list! 💪🏈 #Vikings

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

The internet is amazing. Love you Bern. Doing it, getting recognized.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump has reportedly directed his staff to prepare sweeping budget cuts to Medicare and Social Security for his second term.

President Trump, let me save you and your staff some time. You are not going to have a second term.

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

Man down! This was the third thing I did at work. Not for the faint of heart... #nbd #iflippedyouoff #soldieron #nexttwodaysoff https://t.co/al4N6Q5KsK

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

@KarlSmallwood #benjaminjgrimmallday

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

@KarlSmallwood @KarlSmallwood do a drinking video on #benjgrimm and I will watch it every day. The Thing has been nerfed worse than sub mariner.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Find three hobbies: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to keep you creative.

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

About to give @badtimesattheel a chance, wish me luck

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

As the #TrumpShutdown continues, and families feel the pain, remember 100 senators voted to keep government open. 100-0. A perfectly bipartisan vote. When the hell does that ever happen? @realDonaldTrump is not only on the wrong side of history, he’s on the wrong side of math.

[Keith VanArsdal @BetteroffZombie]

@KarlSmallwood Your format is great, I'll keep watching n occasionally buying t shirts that make me laugh. Idk, Community and Dan Harmon, or fucking daylight savings time, maybe the boxer rebellion or the whiskey rebellion...

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Find three hobbies: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to keep you creative.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A "kakistocracy" is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.