Gary Bettman

** Parody Account ** [email protected]

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

No shave November is going good for me.. My pubes are 5 inches all ready.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Hows the lockout?

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Follow my favorite weed Twitter..
@ItsGanjaTweets

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Anyone want this account?

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Canceled the first weeks of NHL regular season games.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Whens this lockout going to end?

[Donald Fehr @FakeDonaldFehr]

@BettmanParody I am guessing you're about half the man I am.

[NHL Lockout @2012NHLLockout]

No hattrick will ever be discussed as much as my dad's. 3 lockouts in his day. You're the best @BettmanParody. #NHL

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Guess my weight.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

I think that a black NHL commissioner would be a bigger surprise than a black president was.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Go follow @WeCellyHard for great hockey tweets since mine suck.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Losing money and losing players.. But I still don't care.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

I'm gunna skip these stupid NHL meetings.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

I've taken up a night job at a local gas station.. I'm short on money.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

Im high.

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

@thenameslech Better

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

@MikeLaJnyc Whys that?

[Gary Bettman @BettmanParody]

I get more pussy than you..
@BenMartin37