ThePope

Are you telling me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

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Cut Ryne Stanek immediately

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GET PATRICK MAHOMES OFF THE FUCKING SOCCER GAME

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I shant lie, I have never been the geeked for a USMNT since Timmy Howard and Clint Dempsey were carrying the squad… big spot

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Just saw that a 17 year old Jaguar named Jared just died… why the fuck are we naming cool creatures boring white guy names. I’m white and we shouldn’t be doing that

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@MickeyMouse_098 @BuschMVP It’s the only thing cubs fans can hold onto… it’s sad, I almost feel sorry for them

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Gerrit Cole 2ks retire bum

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WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY MR UNLIMITED HAS RETIRED THANK FUCKING GOD

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@kurt13warner Kurt I’m geeked

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@stoolpresidente I think this is ragebait

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Someone get Aaron Donald on the phone immediately

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I hate seeing pictures of oli marmol in street clothes, like you’re old wear your fucking hat forward like a normal person

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How much money did Josh Jacobs have to fork over to keep his career

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@JeffPassan No one has ever said this Jeff

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Prieto just bat flipped a fly out with the bases loaded… GET OUT

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Alright victor scott that is the last straw, get ready to feel my wrath

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I mean what’re we doing this is a clusterfuck

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Hey @DaniWex why is Masyn Winn not bunting with 0 outs men on 1st and 2nd I mean a pop out is as unproductive as it gets

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My TikTok algorithm is feeding me Kurt Angle edits and I couldn’t be having a better morning

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This so called “Global Warming” and “Drought” is keeping me off the fucking softball field.

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I’m gonna need a @DaniWex HR hitter today to sweat out while I’m at the game this evening