Betty Swallows Alnite

Denver Drag Pageantry Legend | Insta: @bettyswallowsalnite, @jeremydhaig

[milk @milkstrology]

“8/8 is lionsgate portal the luckiest day of the year.. the best day to manifest!!”

me, an astrologer, knowing the two malefic planets prone to be fairly tense or negative are in exact opposition right now:

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

The “you’re hot but you do drag” story is so cringy lol

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

#NewProfilePic

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

Since Pope Francis is unable to fulfill his duties, Coco Montrese will step in as the head of the catholic church.

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

I’m so sorry I won’t be in Texas this week

[PJ Ace @PJaccetturo]

What if Studio Ghibli directed Lord of the Rings?

I spent $250 in Kling credits and 9 hours re-editing the Fellowship trailer to bring that vision to life—and I’ll show you exactly how I did it 👇🏼

[Commentary Dan Scavino @DanScavinoTNews]

GO AWWWWF SIS!!!!!!

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

I genuinely don’t know how anyone can feel anything less than complete ecstasy at this new #ladygaga album. Yes it’s different from perhaps what we expected but #mayhem is truly a magnum opus and somehow gave me exactly what I didn’t know I wanted.

[Complex @Complex]

Hulu: Thank you for watching!

Me:

[Amy @aheath0385]

We all suffered through Adrien Brody's acceptance speech only for Hulu to shut down the stream before the final awards??

[joshstrap @joshstrap13]

the oscars: and best actress is…

hulu:

[Aubrey 🇵🇸 @NotAubreyPlaza]

Hulu: Thanks for watching
Me:

[Jordan H @jordan_hcg]

Hulu telling me the Oscars are over when they haven’t announced best picture

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

That moment when you find the most SICKENING mashup and want to show people. But don’t want these hookers to perform it before you do 😂😂😂👀👀👀

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

#NewProfilePic

[Betty Swallows Alnite @BetttySwallows]

God it’s getting hard to be excited about next week when things just seem so dark.

But at the same time, I also can’t shake the feeling that this is my time. It’s never felt quite like this before. But I feel like maybe this is my moment. It’s time to just go and do it.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

[Joe Khalil @JoeKhalilTV]

Interesting response here from @SenTimKaine on Trump's issuing 1,500 pardons to January 6th rioters:

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Don't let anyone gaslight you.

Everyone saw what happened.