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Steadily growing my brand with one new follower a year. Capsule range of leggings that "hold everything in wonderfully" according to My Weekly.

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Sorry for another smug middle aged #topical post, but ...

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*Love* all of the MAGA head cases screeching in the replies. "NO ONE'S A TRILLIONAIRE, IT'S ALL ON PAPER!" "HE'S ENDING WORLD POVERTY!" "STOP BEING A JEALOUS BROKE ASS COMMIE!" "NO ONE HOARDS WEALTH YOU MORON!"

Yeah, let's hear it for the the trillionaires, gawd luv 'em 👏👏👏

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@geoffwetblanket Huge demand for this one.

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This is now just a footballers wearing Aertex underpants soft porn account. Goodnight, and enjoy your hydration breaks.

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Did someone say ... beveragino? ⚽⚽🍆💎💎

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@ilcopestick Thank you, I'm sure I will sleep well. Try to relax with some mindful meditation :D

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Did someone say ... beveragino? ⚽⚽🍆💎💎

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

Portrait of English painter David Hockney, wearing a light blue sweatshirt, and holding one of his beloved dachschunds (1988)

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Off for a hydration break.

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Not seen anything from the three (?!) World Cup opening ceremonies. Shakira performed in Mexico? Memories of being told that a drooling Fat Gary at work thought that she was "sex on legs".

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On Bluescold there are no skeletons in the closet and the air is pure. Definitely not a cult but you need to get the trillion per cent fuckety fuck off all of the other sites OR ELSE ...

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Author of several volumes of erotica and reviews of the year Russ Minge has urged the Government to organise a COBRA meeting to discuss banning the internet's "X" from the UK and going to war with the site's owner, Eugène Terre'Blanche.

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@sinderinister Liked the first couple of albums to be honest. It was the spirit of the times I suppose.

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Thanks for clearing that up Elv. Been waiting thirty odd years to find out what you think of Oasis. Can get a decent night's sleep now.

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@DoomSausages Let me tell you, that was Glorious Widescreen Technicolor Sportovision as far as ATV was concerned in the 1970s.

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Author of several volumes of erotica and reviews of the year Russ Minge has urged the Government to organise a COBRA meeting to discuss banning the internet's "X" from the UK and going to war with the site's owner, Eugène Terre'Blanche.

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@geoffwetblanket Be ayve son, they're all dad rock!

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

They're apparently planning more protests/pogroms in NI again at 1pm. On the one hand this is genuinely like something out of Nazi Germany, but on the other hand might I get a day off work?

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What happened?

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@geoffwetblanket Just wanted a roll in the hay. All good clean fun 🐄🍼

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Tess (1979), dir: Roman Polanski

[ye @kanyewest]

GEMINI SEASON
Directed by Bianca Censori
Out Now

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@hack_daniels @CuriosMuseum Phantoms can't be defined by time and will return with their eldritch ways in the darkest hours ... *sound of horrible hurdy gurdy music*

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I was thinking about the creepy grinning spectre in the 1990-1993 picture last night and now this photo from @CuriosMuseum has been RTd onto my timeline ...

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Who's this iconic musician?