Jim Sullivan

Fat Nurse.

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

If @hilaryswank has a daughter and doesn't name her Gloria; then I want off this damn rock.

[Priyamvada Gopal © @PriyamvadaGopal]

Cannibal

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@LeeAndersonMP_ I'm sure you'll charge it to expenses. Have another one on us, you ineffectual flanbake.

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@TheBluestStar Yeah, Chucky egg, It's ace.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I work in an office and whenever I need a new pencil I go to the stationary cupboard and get one. They don't know I take them home. I must have taken 3 or 4 pencils home this year. I don't even need all the pencils, one of them is just a spare.

[Simon Briggs @simonrbriggs]

Does this picture make it look as if Taylor Swift is about to unleash a lethal left-arm wrist-spinner? Or do I just have a one-track mind?
https://t.co/VtdGPRORhT

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@IHPower I refer you to my pinned teeet😂

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@Tim_Burgess @Johnny_Marr What an amazing night😍

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

This is what it feels like to be alive as we approach the end of the world as we know it. There is time to avoid the worst but it means every single one of us becoming activists. Leave it to other people and we are toast. Listen to David Attenborough who warned us time and again

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

That's a lot of vegetables.

[Rate My Plate 🍽️ @ratemyplatenow]

Sausage & Mash by Jenny

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Timed to absolute perfection 🤯

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@twitbenn Yeah, bit of class that.

[Evo @tonyjevans]

@CobblerBob_ @Tim_Burgess with my all time favourite

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@TassletineA @anon_opin Absolutely correct

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Happy 65th birthday Paul Weller 🎸

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Still the most stunning delivery of “twat” the world has ever seen

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

First British tourists of the summer season are here. Middle aged couple with a caravan that had a UKIP sticker in the window. Assumed I spoke English, asked for directions, I replied in French. The woman tutted, rolled her eyes and said,
"They don't even try to speak English"

[Tony Husband Cartoon Archive @tonyhusband1]

Going to retweet this every time this scoundrels covid shenanigans crops up ⁦@mrjamesob⁩

[Jim Sullivan @BettysDad]

@DawsePaws This sounds like the title of a movie. Would definitely watch.