nkhalo 🤠

ashes denote that fire was; respect the grayest pile

[#LONGLIVEKHAMEYEA @KHAENOTBAE]

Cleaning go so much faster when you start just throwing shit away

[katie @katefeetie]

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

I just literally want one precedented time. just one moment of precedented-ness

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

The counterargument seems to be that the new nominee will now have to run on all the stuff they got Biden to promise. We'll see if that's true. But who cares about campaign promises? They picked the losing side. It's Pelosi's party again.

[nkhalo 🤠 @BettysRoom]

dnc actually did something right and it was nancy pelosi and not aoc. what a world.

[nkhalo 🤠 @BettysRoom]

joe dropping out through a tweet is so 12h sun omg 💀💀

[DD 🐎 @Didara0]

Poverty, I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Me in the summer before seventh grade the night before school starts

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Not fair that Van Gogh could also write like that

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Josh what

[eryn @eryn_27]

my reply times leaked

[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

IM RUNNING OUT OF HONEY GOAT

[diet soda sommelier @velafrons]

i’m so jealous of people who don’t like sweets. how does it feel to be god’s chosen children?

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

Hip hop is missing unknown women singing the chorus

[🌐 @EastsideWillieB]

I be kinda jealous of people who be having hella content for the end of the month dumps. I be thinking like damn I barely did shit for 30 days but went to work