Scott Lang

I'm the boss! [Ant-Man|RP]

[Scott Lang @BetweenTheAtoms]

@KellyNicole515 *cannot attend your birthday party because he is currently in jail*

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@IWantedASis *Startled -and grateful he wore his suit just in case something like /this/ happened- he presses the button on his glove and immediately shrinks, coming out from under her boot and growing back to normal size behind her.* Murder is considered a felony on this planet!

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@IWantedASis *Mopping the hallway floors, whistling along to a tune, completely oblivious to Nebula until he runs right into her.* Whoops. My bad.

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@KellyNicole515 Free Baskin Robins, all day. On me.

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@KellyNicole515 You want a three foot ant?

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*Pops up out of oblivion.* Someone need me?!

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@Kellynicole515 I've got a great present for you, but I lost it in the quantum realm...

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Wait- she automatically gets a job?! I've been applying for a job for months now!

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@BalanceGiven Where did you hear that, a fortune cookie?

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I think it's safe to say Thanos isn't the world's greatest grandma.

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I don't know, ask your daughter— OH WAIT, YOU KILLED HER. https://t.co/5cMEjqVXiN

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#ISAIDBLOCKED #GETOFFMYTL https://t.co/jRg9nPb53s

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#Blocked https://t.co/3kkj0mdWOn

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Where's Hope when I need her?

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Really?

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Oh man.... Double dating.... Must be nice.

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*Sets up his "World's Greatest Grandma" trophy on his window for all to see*

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@KellyNicole515 Today, you're the boss.

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@WearthHerDrapes @YourSpiderGal @ProveItToStark @PilotWithACause @BatNPuddin Apparently he's some hotshot who's loaded. I keep telling Luis, I don't do this burglary thing anymore! But he's persistent...

[Scott Lang @BetweenTheAtoms]

@WearthHerDrapes @YourSpiderGal @ProveItToStark @PilotWithACause @BatNPuddin It's tough, man. You know my buddy Luis? He keeps bugging me about this job, trying to get me to rob some rich guy. Ever heard of a Hank Pim?