Chris Gartman

Attorney advising breweries, wineries and distilleries. Former Assistant Head Brewer @fivepointsbrew in London, UK. Wisconsinite based in Michigan.

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

"The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up." — Bob Uecker

[Brewbound @Brewbound]

The TTB is shaking up labeling rules 🍺🍷🥃: Proposed changes could require nutrient & alcohol content details on beer, wine & spirits.

https://t.co/puKPTzoKBd

[Chris Gartman @BevCounsel]

@BetterOnDraft 4 centigrade is the way!

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@hulu_support @KRDucklings Pls fix

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@hulu_support Ya’ll really gonna
Make me watch Houston-Longwood just to track Wisco get blownout on the scorebug!? Pls fix!!

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@djohn90 Seems that way.

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Important cheese news! Not that any of the Wisco cheesemakers need it, but good luck, bring home some hardware!

[Wisconsin State Journal @WiStateJournal]

The World Championship Cheese Contest begins, here are 5 things to know https://t.co/9L0vEF7Q1X

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@IKE_Packers Sheboyganite grilling brats and drinking brandy in Grand Rapids, MI.

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@martinmoorejr @visitmilwaukee @MilwDowntown @DearMKE @CityofMKE @cityofmilwaukee @CavalierJohnson @DiscoverMKE We're here for it! Great shot!

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@WIbeerbaron @octopibrew Just when I thought that large acquisitions were a thing of the past!

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@OrinKerr to screw with lazy lawyers that is

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@OrinKerr I swear that ChatGPT4 was invented to screw with lawyers. The old fake citation trick fails again!

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@PeteBrownBeer @CamdenBrewery It sounds like a recall may be in order, that's 100% a production issue.

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@eoghanwalsh @SuttonArms You're in the Sutton Arms, so, yep.

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@WishboneBrewery @SIBANational I'd imagine there are some well-funded opposition interests. If it happens, don't align with how the US does it by requiring the three-tier system, breweries get mega squeezed.

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@legalwritingpro I reckon this district should switch to a word count. Magic-wand fix.

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@MSUCADet @TonyPaul1984 Good question. I’d think that the Nothern District of Illinois is the proper venue.

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@jboomgaard This was the first thing that I thought of when I heard of his passing. I hope that his wishes are honored.

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@jboomgaard @AlcoholBevAtty Cheers, Joe! It should have never come to this, but I'm very happy for Ed that he can start this phase of business expansion.

[Chris Gartman @BevCounsel]

Big win for a client before the Michigan Liquor Control Commission yesterday. Duds N Suds finally set to become Michigan's first laundromat to offer beer and wine to help you get through the horrors of laundry day!
#MichiganBeer #MichiganWine #laundryday

[Crain's Grand Rapids Business @CrainsGR]

A Grand Rapids laundromat will be the first in the state to sell alcohol following the reversal of a previous ruling by the Michigan Liquor Control Commission. https://t.co/Y4t7hVZpR5