Bevan Stephen Smith

Risk Professional & MBA Graduate. Enjoys distilling complex business challenges into simple truths.

[Bevan Stephen Smith @Bevan_Smith]

@elonmusk @elonmusk What’s the timeline for having my Tesla drive back home after dropping me at work so someone else in the family can use the car? Instead of having it stand in a parking lot the whole day.

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Why do I even bother asking for “very light ice” or “just 5 cubes”? @Starbucks still hands me a cup that’s 2/3 ice & 1/3 coffee. 😤 It’s starting to feel less like a preference & more like a business model. Less coffee = more sales?
#IcedDrinkScam #MoreCoffeeLessIce #CoffeeMath

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@BarneySimon Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@BarneySimon Depeche Mode 😎

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Step up and lead the way in bringing about change - through practicing responsible electricity usage and lowering your energy expenses, you have the power to actively participate in eradicating power outages. #EndingLoadsheddingTogether

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@adamkhootrader Hey Adam - Any chance you’ll offer a Black Friday discount on the Value Momentum Investing Course? #AskingForAFriend 😁

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@AJamesMcCarthy Great post, Andrew - Definitely peaked my interest to get started with astrophotography. Now I just need a solid argument to convince my wife that spending the cash to get some equipment is a good idea! 😅

FYI - I note some of the links no longer work - Any chance of an update?

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A stock-market milestone: Apple is now worth more than the entire Russell 2000 - MarketWatch https://t.co/UlT5LvU6om

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@ReadyRefresh Got a message today at 14:31 saying my water was delivered. It’s now 18:41 and all I have outside my apartment is empty containers 😤

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This Is the Lightest Paint in the World - WIRED https://t.co/8khmm32wiL

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Why Does It Feel Like Amazon Is Making Itself Worse? https://t.co/MukvxxL3Ug via @intelligencer

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Why Everyone Feels Like They’re Faking It https://t.co/JZ6BqsnLcJ via @NewYorker

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Vancity Announces Another First: A credit card that counts your carbon footprint https://t.co/pmqghuE9RF via @YahooFinance

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[Bevan Stephen Smith @Bevan_Smith]

@jimkwik Luke Skywalker

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@walmarthelp It’s a 52 mile round trip for me - And I wasn’t expecting to have to make another trip out there in the first place!

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@Walmart Drove all the way to your store in Milpitas to get a Floor Lamp - Only to discover that a really important part is broken 😡 #Disappointed #WasteOfMyTime #StillDontHaveALamp

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@walmarthelp Just drove all the way to your Milpitas store only to find that probably the most important part of the floor lamp I bought is broken 😡 What an absolute waste of an Sunday afternoon 😤 #TotallyDisappointed #WhatAmISupposedToDoNow #AllThatEffortForNothing