Beverleybobs

Londoner who loves running, gigs, snow, watching biathlon (latest obsession), environment, food & friends - though not in that order! Urban hippy 😁

[Beverleybobs @Beverleybobs]

I unlocked £20 Rush tickets for FANGIRLS on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/0reaUSvcLB

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@fesshole That's from Spaced!

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Found a lump, got it checked, it was the dreaded Big C, had my testicle removed, I feel like half a man, but I get to see my girls grow up. Get your self checked guys.

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My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.

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@fesshole My PhD husband and I did the same in our 50s 😂 So glad it's not just us

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I advanced to the Diamond League on Duolingo

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@sainsburys Do I need to place a new order or will mine be delivered another time? Was due this morning

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I'm embarrassed to tell people what I do for work. I do night duty at a graveyard and spend 90% of my shift telling goths to stop shagging on the gravestones. They always look like they work in CEX and they have no shame. If you do this, please stop.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Who remembers this classic episode of Top Of The Pops? 😂😂😂
Jocky or Jackie Wilson? 🤔

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My wife is a 54 year old manager. She went out for some wine with her friends last night. Today there is a traffic cone in our hallway. I love her so much.

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@ElCatski @anon_opin 😂 definitely no shoes upstairs cause of the carpets.

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@PhiIIipBlackman @anon_opin 😱😂

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Back when I was a teacher, I'd occasionally write an insult on a post-it note and drop it in selected colleagues pigeon-holes. Something simple like 'dickhead' or 'twat'. The carnage it caused was scintillating.

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I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/C3zCOpyYHN

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I entered the Hamilton Lottery for £10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/QyLy7EuzzW

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I had to quit my job as a doorman at night clubs this year because realising that I had to let people born in 2005 in made me depressed about how old I was.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

When I was a milkman I wrote off the milk float by crashing it into a wall. I often forgot to deliver milk to whole streets and once gave a loaf of 2-week-old green mouldy bread to a pensioner. When I was sacked, I should have insisted all my mates were made Lord of the Dairy.

[JW3 @JW3London]

"Director Abi Anderson has assembled a great team that allows the typical pantomime characters to shine...the show is like a small Hanukkah miracle"
(Well, we think that's what it says – it's all in German😱)
https://t.co/wS7GWeqlyC

🎟️https://t.co/zH2qeoDDtN

📸Jane Hobson