Beverly Sutphin

Suburban Baltimore housewife. Wonderful husband Eugene and great kids Chip and Misty. Love bird watching, swap meets and horror films. #MakeAmericaRecycleAgain

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There is a special place in hell for people who put pickles in tuna salad.

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Anyone else still have their P-word hat from 2017?

Mine’s on standby just in case!

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Attention Eastern Time Zone:

You now have T-minus 60 minutes to get your white shoes into winter storage because it’s AFTER Labor Day!!!

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No, you may not wear white shoes until Monday! That includes as part of your Sunday best.

#NoWhiteShoesAfterLaborDay

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You may call me Mother.

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@RealEmirHan

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@Dottie_Hinkle Don’t forget the five days in jail…

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She’s @Dottie_Hinkle. Not a wrong answer.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Who is this? Wrong answers only....

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@RosemaryAckermn Rosemary, oil paint is toxic and that’s not how you dispose of it. The cans need to be taken to an approved drop-off location.

#Litterbugger

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I used my extra hour from Daylight Savings this morning to organize my spice rack alphabetically.

How did you make use of the time?

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@RosemaryAckermn 😐

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Pussywillows, Dottie!

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Happy Halloween, Tweepies!

Count Chocula, Franken Berry or Boo Berry?

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Ron DeSantis, while it isn't seasonally inappropriate per se...

You can't wear platform heels unless you're participating in a Pride parade or a Deee-Lite music video.

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She may not have understood blocking, but at least she didn’t wear white shoes after Labor Day!

RIP Suzanne Somers

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Making our hometown proud!

Congratulations, John Waters.
https://t.co/45BxBEFBsk

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I apologize for any confusion.

Yes, you may wear white shoes ON Labor Day. Just not after.

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One last run around the block!

#NoWhiteShoesAfterLaborDay

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DeeDee!!!!!!!!! 😱😭

This means war.

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I don't entirely approve of the crass rebranding. It clashes with my ladylike comportment and pristine white summer shoes.

Only started using this because tweeting sounded cute and reminded me of DeeDee.

I won't refer to it as X because I'm not a 9-year-old boy.