Bevin Gottwald

Aspiring Shitposter

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Last week, they tried to hide video of the police cuffing a White man a Sikh had stabbed to death.

This week, they’re trying to hide the video of an African migrant cutting a White man’s head off.

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

Austin Metcalf's father was swatted 6 times.

Austin Metcalf's mother was swatted 2 times.

They had to keep all of this under a gag order.

The hell these people went through being terrorized by blacks was insane.

[Woven @MadeByWoven]

*posts a pokemon hoodie to reddit

*post blows tf up

*redditors report my piece DIRECTLY to pokemon

[you will surely get the karkland @fmtovvns]

Yeah that sucks when something you like is invaded and taken over like that

[very strange girl @oddcrittergirl]

My husband just walked up to me, showed me a post on his phone, and went, “Me and you.”

[Qing @borgirqing]

When I die all my homies better light my ghost blunt like Shikamaru did to Asuma

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

When you multiply every number together, the result is zero.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Proof of original honey

[fenlon @1fenlon]

why are people making fun of my kitten's name. Television is only 6 weeks old. what if she heard you say that

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2020, someone got Doom running on a pregnancy test.

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

A girl got drunk at my place and tried to have sex with me. I turned her down.

A week later she told me I’m a sexual predator.

I wonder what she told others.

[HARD LYRICS🎭 @Atutu100]

Punchanese is a cool language

[autist @litteralyme0]

kane parsons

[Capsirus Prime 🐒 @CapsirusYT]

I actually like how the movie humanized Mr. Krupp. In the books, he was just an asshole for the sake of, but the movie adds on to that by showing us how devoid of love he is in his personal life. So when he’s given the chance to be happy, he’s actually a pretty chill guy…