I'm about 70% sure a woman asked me out last night. And the reason I say “70% sure” is because I had to ask her & say:
“So, what you're saying is, you want to go to XYZ with me?”
She didn't give me a straight “yes or no”, or maybe she did. Who knows…
I lost my voice today & to be perfectly honest, I LOVE not having to talk to people! It’s great!
I mean, it sucks having to use my sign language skills (that I haven’t used since 2018) but being silent this long made me realize how much I talk and how annoying I am.
Aww, I'm genuinely touched…
Do you know why?
I'm genuinely touched that Apple TV+ thinks of me as masculine and doesn't know that I don't know the difference between Michael Jordan and Michael Corleone.
You know that you're truly disconnected from extended family when you get added to a text chain full of cousins and you have no idea who anyone is.
Even though you've met them before, but you haven't seen them since Carter was in office.
I (desperately) want a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese & medium fries, but this nor'easter storm is making me lazy.
Plus, I'm not going to force a delivery man to risk his life for an $8 burger. I would rather starve and have him live than be full and have him resent me.
Also, since I'm one of these so-called “Gen-Z” people (barf), I remember watching Zoey Deutch on the Disney Channel in 2012 and it was very nice to see her come this far in this role.
I couldn't have asked for a better night at the New York Film Festival watching the NY premiere of #NouvelleVague.
It almost makes me want to quit the writing business because of how good the writing was, yet I want to study this script more than anything.
In my opinion, there are only three ways to describe the people of Amsterdam having been here for a day and a half…
1. Tall
2. Blonde
3. Always smiling
Also, if you like clean streets, swift buses, and the smell of Snoop and Rogen-level weed, Amsterdam is the place for you!
The instructor from the spin class I went to yesterday told me that my new haircut made me look “sexy”.
I don't know, kids. After a 26-year slump, Jared Moe (might) be back!
I have to say, there's an embarrassingly funny feeling to being the only guy in a theatre full of women watching #Materialists.
This is like the “Eras Tour” concert film all over again…