J

Writer. Seinfeld Nerd. Zac Efron’s identical twin.

[J @BewareofMoe]

I'm about 70% sure a woman asked me out last night. And the reason I say “70% sure” is because I had to ask her & say:

“So, what you're saying is, you want to go to XYZ with me?”

She didn't give me a straight “yes or no”, or maybe she did. Who knows…

[J @BewareofMoe]

My Letterboxd review of "Sentimental Value". One of the most BRILLIANT films of last year!

https://t.co/dxgd04ciqF

[J @BewareofMoe]

Hopefully I can reach this level of black excellence one day like Timothee.

[tiya @tiyayaar]

dating wrapped 2025:

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[J @BewareofMoe]

I lost my voice today & to be perfectly honest, I LOVE not having to talk to people! It’s great!

I mean, it sucks having to use my sign language skills (that I haven’t used since 2018) but being silent this long made me realize how much I talk and how annoying I am.

[J @BewareofMoe]

7/7 games lost…

Fuck that game.

[J @BewareofMoe]

Billiards have become my biggest obsession at the moment. That is all.

[J @BewareofMoe]

Billiards have become my biggest obsession at the moment. That is all.

[J @BewareofMoe]

The New Adventures of Batman (and his coworker who keeps pitching Batman related bits that he is reticent to do).

#Halloween2025

[J @BewareofMoe]

Seriously…I was running around so fast and so often today that I was convinced I would end up in March 2026.

[J @BewareofMoe]

Me at work today after a good night’s sleep + Breakfast + Coffee + Gorilla Mind energy drink + Espresso shot…

[J @BewareofMoe]

Aww, I'm genuinely touched…

Do you know why?

I'm genuinely touched that Apple TV+ thinks of me as masculine and doesn't know that I don't know the difference between Michael Jordan and Michael Corleone.

[J @BewareofMoe]

You know that you're truly disconnected from extended family when you get added to a text chain full of cousins and you have no idea who anyone is.

Even though you've met them before, but you haven't seen them since Carter was in office.

[J @BewareofMoe]

I (desperately) want a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese & medium fries, but this nor'easter storm is making me lazy.

Plus, I'm not going to force a delivery man to risk his life for an $8 burger. I would rather starve and have him live than be full and have him resent me.

[J @BewareofMoe]

Also, since I'm one of these so-called “Gen-Z” people (barf), I remember watching Zoey Deutch on the Disney Channel in 2012 and it was very nice to see her come this far in this role.

[J @BewareofMoe]

I couldn't have asked for a better night at the New York Film Festival watching the NY premiere of #NouvelleVague.

It almost makes me want to quit the writing business because of how good the writing was, yet I want to study this script more than anything.

[J @BewareofMoe]

In my opinion, there are only three ways to describe the people of Amsterdam having been here for a day and a half…

1. Tall
2. Blonde
3. Always smiling

Also, if you like clean streets, swift buses, and the smell of Snoop and Rogen-level weed, Amsterdam is the place for you!

[J @BewareofMoe]

The instructor from the spin class I went to yesterday told me that my new haircut made me look “sexy”.

I don't know, kids. After a 26-year slump, Jared Moe (might) be back!

[J @BewareofMoe]

You see that, kids? All you have to do is watch 2003 “American Idol” clips with Randy Jackson & you'll be just fine.

[J @BewareofMoe]

A music trifecta, ladies and gentlemen…

[J @BewareofMoe]

I have to say, there's an embarrassingly funny feeling to being the only guy in a theatre full of women watching #Materialists.

This is like the “Eras Tour” concert film all over again…