Jack Bewley

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

@chxrlottegrieve Face value 50

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

@IAmRobLamb Still available?

[Nick Miller @NickMiller79]

There must be a German word for the minor joy you feel when a retro football/banter account tweets a belting goal from the 90s/early 2000s that you'd never seen before.

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

My guess is that Kate Middleton has fallen foul of an addiction to the app “stick cricket.” Something I’ve been through myself and I don’t expect we’ll be seeing her until the next eclipse.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

[Tyler 🍉 @fagfetchd]

Blackpool Tower

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

@Sebwardb

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

You’d be correct in thinking I’d misread this and thought the most mental thing to ever happen had happened.

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

If I were a Bayesian, the non-appearance of a lightning bolt would cause me to update my prior on the existence of God.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is what uranium looks like in a cloud chamber: the visible tracks are mainly alpha particles

[📹 Cloudylabs: https://t.co/AGWSbrSLkl]

[Ash Jogalekar @curiouswavefn]

Dirac on God and religion.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Jonah Hill’s post about Kobe Bryant & his brother 💔

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

Hala the reds

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Casmeiro was the glue man since he's gone our defensive structure is fxcked up. Absolutely shambolic defence yet again, it's same since the start of the season.

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

@Sebwardb scott_paisey.gif

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

Andrew Tate poo

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

@DaveOCKOP @vancole9 Hi Dave. Shithouse. Sincerely, everyone.

[Jack Bewley @Bewbacca]

Martial poo

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

You've been kidnapped.

Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright.

What football opinion would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?